Kick Me In the Azorella Compacta - High Andean Plants to Blow Your Mind

Описание: Join us as we get light-headed and experience altitude sickness while botanizing the volcanic landscape of the Andes of Northern Chile at altitudes high enough to make you keel over and puke. See a member of the carrot family that can live to be 3,000 years old. See what harsh temperature fluctuations and increased ultraviolet radiance to a member of the cotton/hibiscus family when repeated genetic recombination and natural selection works their magic over millions of years. Experience the rejection of offering camelids a salad platter and being rejected. This is Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.

Species List for this episode :

Cumulopuntia boliviana ignescens (Cactaceae)
Azorella compacta (Apiaceae)
Senecio behnii (Asteraceae)
Pycnophyllum sp (Caryophyllaceae)
Polylepis tarapacana (Rosaceae)
Nototriche nana (Malvaceae)
Mutisia hamata (Asteraceae)
Erythranthe depressa (Phrymaceae)
Plazia daphnoides (Asteraceae)

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