abcdefu (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Описание: I summon my inner Gayle while my opponent summons a lot of creatures.

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LYRICS:

You’re taking your time on every upkeep
And every minute I hear my tummy grumbling
I’d grab those chopsticks and chow down on some dumplings
I’m wanting something salty in the worst way

You’re getting extra turns with Ugin’s Nexus
And extra cards from Underworld Connections
This button’s not relaying my selection
If this continues I will not get first place

If I can’t click okay it’s gonna time me out
Opponent’s not being nice
But nothing’s getting through so let me spell it out

A-B-C-D-E-F2
To your Charm
And your Raising the Alarm
While I’m clicking with this arm
I can eat a chicken parm

F2 to your Lens
That I’ll never see again
Every creature but your dog
You can F2 all

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
A-B-C-D-E-F2

Polish off my sub and it was so yum
But I forgot to bring a drink, I’m so dumb
The first ingredient in chicken parm is sodium
And sitting here I’m getting really thirsty

If I go AFK, you’ll only curse me out
And I’m just trying to be nice
But I know what to do, so let me spell it out

A-B-C-D-E-F6
To your Strix
And your stupid combat tricks
While you cast your Wrenn and Six
I’ll be checking out the fridge

F6 to your Cloak
While I drink a tiny coke
Every creature but your dog
You can F6 all

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
A-B-C-D-E-F2

Mastered by Ben Karlstrom.

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