They Banned Our AI, So We Weaponized the Jungle: The Primate Protocol

Описание: When the Galactic Council passed Resolution 909, glassing any civilization using synthetic intelligence, they thought they had neutered humanity forever. They were wrong. We didn't need silicon; we needed the Primal Reflex Engine. By resurrecting and uplifting primates to pilot our 15G-capable fleet, we didn't just find a loophole—we invited the jungle to the stars.
This is Tactical Competence Porn at its finest. From the "Vomit Maneuver" and "Weaponized Disgust" to the total economic collapse of the Galactic Credit via the Banana Standard, witness the "Find Out" phase of human ingenuity. As the Council faces the "Primal Static" of an OS built on pure rage and the terrifying "Good Boy Protocol," they’ll realize that you can’t hack a scream and you certainly can’t out-litigate a Bonobo with a law degree.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00:00 - Start & Intro
00:01:40 - Chapter 1: The Silicon Prohibition
00:14:03 - Chapter 2: The Definition of "Person"
00:28:21 - Chapter 3: Project MONKE
00:42:20 - Chapter 4: Malicious Compliance
00:58:26 - Chapter 5: The Bananas of War
01:11:32 - Chapter 6: The Vomit Maneuver
01:26:43 - Chapter 7: The Flanking Troop
01:41:39 - Chapter 8: The Alien Surveillance
01:57:11 - Chapter 9: Deployment Protocol: The Space Suit
02:10:43 - Chapter 10: The Brown Nebula
02:18:51 - Chapter 11: The "Bio-Hazard" Classification
02:29:06 - Chapter 12: The Screech Protocol
02:40:35 - Chapter 13: Zero-G Jungle
02:52:11 - Chapter 14: The "Smiling" Trap
03:05:28 - Chapter 15: The Alpha's Silence
03:20:54 - Chapter 16: The Plausible Deniability
03:36:33 - Chapter 17: The Keeper of the Fleet
PROJECT MONKE 2: The Primate Protocol
03:54:34 - Chapter 1: The Bill Comes Due
04:05:10 - Chapter 2: The Biological Asset Law
04:21:16 - Chapter 3: Don't Bring a Laser to a Law Fight
04:42:10 - Chapter 4: Strip-Mining the Holy Belt
05:02:48 - Chapter 5: Arboreal Engineering
05:28:56 - Chapter 6: The Banana Standard
05:54:48 - Chapter 7: The Olfactory Sensor
06:17:33 - Chapter 8: The Void-Beast Reveal
06:40:45 - Chapter 9: Silicon Prohibition: Tech as Food
07:08:55 - Chapter 10: Primal Static
07:40:51 - Chapter 11: Kinetic Hail
08:06:17 - Chapter 12: Primal Deconstruction
08:33:32 - Chapter 13: The Salvage Fee Racket
08:56:01 - Chapter 14: Building 'The Kennel'
09:20:54 - Chapter 15: Void-Beast Final Stand
09:46:18 - Chapter 16: The Good Boy Protocol
10:14:05 - Chapter 17: Legacy: The Galaxy Jungle
10:42:15 - END.

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