Chaotic Stupid Forever (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song)

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🎲🔥 Chaotic Stupid Forever – A D&D Party Anthem (Official Lyric Video) 🔥🎲

Welcome to Chaotic Stupid Forever — the ultimate Dungeons & Dragons party anthem for every group that’s ever ignored the plan, set the tavern on fire, or tried to seduce the dragon just to see what happens.

This song is a love letter to every chaotic adventuring party that turns every quest into a disaster and every disaster into a story worth retelling. It’s loud, it’s reckless, and it’s absolutely hilarious — a bard’s ode to beautiful stupidity at the tabletop.

🎶 Song Overview:

🗝️ Verse 1: The party’s off the rails before initiative even rolls — the rogue’s in a mimic, the wizard nukes the bar, and the bard’s flirting his way into a TPK.

⚔️ Verse 2: The paladin smites the wrong guy, the rogue steals the crown, and the sorcerer’s blasting guards while the DM’s sanity hits zero.

🐉 Verse 3: Chaos reigns — grease spells, pratfalls, and rock‑throwing at dragons. The map’s destroyed, the party’s laughing, and the DM’s crying into their notes.

🎲 Bridge: Every roll’s a coin flip between glory and disaster — licking glowing chains, summoning something “cute,” and fighting everything that moves.

🍻 Outro: Raise a mug to the dumbest heroes in the realm. No plans, no fear, no logic — just dice, laughter, and friendship through chaos.

🤣 About the Song:

“Chaotic Stupid Forever” celebrates the beautiful madness of tabletop gaming — the moments when rules crumble, plans explode, and everyone at the table is laughing too hard to care.

It’s not about winning. It’s not about strategy. It’s about that perfect D20 roll that turns a dumb idea into legend.

Whether you’re the DM trying to keep order or the player who just fireballed the tavern, this one’s for you.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ A hilarious, high‑energy bardic anthem for every chaotic D&D player.

✔️ Packed with inside jokes, party disasters, and tabletop mischief.

✔️ Perfect for game nights, convention playlists, and campaign wrap‑ups.

✔️ A tribute to every “bad” idea that somehow became the best story ever told.

⚠️ Comment Below:

What’s the dumbest thing your party’s ever done?

Did your rogue steal from a dragon? Did your wizard grease the stairs?

Drop your favorite chaotic stupid moment — we might sing about it next time!

FULL LYRICS:

[Verse 1]

Rogue says, “Trust me,” picks the lock —

Now we’re knee‑deep in a mimic’s maw.

Wizard lights a torch with fireball,

Half the tavern’s gone, DM’s appalled.

Cleric’s drunk, blessin’ the ale,

Barb arm‑wrestlin’ a flail snail.

Bard seducin’ the princess bride,

We’re gonna die, but what a ride!

[Chorus]

You can’t stop what can’t be planned,

We roll the dice, we take our stand!

The world’s on fire, we call that clever —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

You can’t stop what can’t be planned,

We’re gods of dumb with dice in hand!

We break it all and call it better —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

[Verse 2]

Paladin smites the mayor’s son,

Says “He looked evil, now I’m done.”

Rogue steals crown, we’re chased by guards,

The sorcerer blasts them into shards.

Bard’s still flirting mid‑combat,

DM’s crying, “Why you like that?!”

We roll for stealth, we roll for flair,

We roll to see who’ll punch the bear!

[Chorus]

You can’t stop what can’t be planned,

We roll the dice, we take our stand!

The world’s on fire, we call that clever —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

[Verse 3]

We talk to doors, we try to fly,

Cleric heals the wrong dead guy.

Wizard casts grease on the stairs,

Barb slips, flies, nobody cares.

DM sighs, the map’s in shreds,

We’re all laughing, nearly dead.

We don’t think, we just declare,

“Me throw rock at dragon’s lair!”

[Chorus]

You can’t stop what can’t be planned,

We roll the dice, we take our stand!

The world’s on fire, we call that clever —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

You can’t stop what can’t be planned,

We’re gods of dumb with dice in hand!

We break it all and call it better —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

[Bridge]

We roll for charm, we roll for pain,

We roll to lick the glowing chain.

We roll to jump, we roll to shoot,

We roll to summon something cute.

We roll for love, we roll for loot,

We roll to fight the ten foot brute.

DM hears our battle cry —

“Let’s do it again till everyone dies!”

[Outro]

Raise your mugs, you fools and swines,

To every bad idea that shines!

No thought, no fear, no plan, no tether —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!

Yeah, you can’t stop what can’t be planned —

We roll the dice, we take our stand!

The table burns, the story’s better —

Chaotic Stupid Forever!