Miami is deep in its “French era” right now...

Описание: Miami is deep in its “French era” right now—
every week there’s a new bistro charging $30 for onion soup and vibes.

So for this Shut Up and Eat episode, we cut through the cosplay and kept it simple:
these are the French spots in Miami that actually deliver when the check hits.

The lineup:
🇫🇷 LPM – Brickell’s Riviera fantasy that somehow lives up to the bill.
🇫🇷 Le Bouchon du Grove – Tiny Grove bistro that feels more Lyon than Miami.
🇫🇷 Pastis – Wynwood’s brasserie fever dream; onion soup, steak frites, raw bar, done right.
🇫🇷 La Fresa Francesa – Hialeah chaos + French classics + guava and attitude.
🇫🇷 Pastor at Pascal – Coral Gables grown-up dinner. Serious cooking, zero DJ.

These are the places I send people when they say,
“Yo, I want French—but not some fake Eiffel Tower bullshit.”

If your favorite didn’t make the list, maybe I haven’t been yet…
or maybe you’re in love with the décor, not the food.

Drop your go-to French spot in Miami in the comments 👇
and tell me which one on this list you’re arguing about with your group chat right now.