Why is it So Hard to Get a Nerection? - SOUTH PARK

Описание: Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny suddenly catches fire and dies.
"Spontaneous Combustion" S03

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INT. STORE - DAY
The boys are looking around the store for something.
STAN
Is this what you’re looking for, Kyle?
Stan holds up a tire pump.
KYLE
No, I don’t think so.
Kenny holds up a hair dryer.
KENNY
Mph rmph rm?
KYLE
No, that’s a hair dryer!
The CLERK walks up.
CLERK
Can I help you find something?
KYLE
Yeah. Do you have any nerections?
CLERK
Any what?
KYLE
I need to get a nerection for my dad.
CLERK
Very funny boys. Go on, beat it.
STAN
Why is that funny?
KYLE
Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all
the time. And I heard them say its
cause my dad doesn’t have a nerection.
So I want to get him one.
EXT. STORE - SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
Outside the door slams in the kids faces. The stand there
a minute and then start to walk down the street.

KYLE
Dammit! What the hell is wrong with
everybody?!
STAN
That’s the fifth store we’ve been
kicked out of! Why is it so hard to
get a nerection?
KENNY
Mph rm rmph rm.
KYLE
I just want a nerection so I can go
give it to my mom!
A couple townspeople hear this and stop.
TOWNSPERSON
What?
The boys just keep walking.
KENNY
Mph rmph rm mph.
CARTMAN
Oh, where are you going to go Kenny?
You gonna see your little girlfriend
again?
KENNY
Mph rmph rm mph.
CARTMAN
Dude, you spend way too much time with
that girl, if you don’t-
Very suddenly, Kenny spontaneously combusts all of a
sudden. Within seconds, he is reduced to a pile of ashes.
STAN
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!
KYLE
YOU BASTARDS!!
CARTMAN
What the hell happened to him?

STAN
He just... Ignited.
A few townspeople walk into frame.
TOWNSPERSON
WHAT HAPPENED?!
TOWNSPERSON (cont’d)
I saw it from across the street! He
just caught on fire!
Sirens. Officer Barbrady pulls up and jump out of his
car.
OFFICER BARBRADY
Okay, people stand back. Give the
little burnt boy some breathing room.
(Kenny is just a pile of ashes)
TOWNSPERSON
I’ve heard about this! This is
spontaneous combustion! But it usually
only happens to fat people near open
flames!
TOWNSPEOPLE
Is it contagious?!//Am I going to
spontaneously combust?!//I hope
nothing happens to me!!//This is very
scary!