[BRIDGE] Dumb Ways to Fail

Описание: Be smart during finals week.

Lyrics:
Breathe solder till you die
Poke your stick at a GSI
Take practice exams that are out of date
Spend your last few hours trying to masturbate

Dumb ways to fail, so many dumb ways to fail

Forget to pull in your last fork
Schedule (sh-edule) finals day dental work
Hold your very own babakue
Get Hilfingered while in the nude

Dumb ways to fail, so many dumb ways to fail

Miss the phone calls of the people on your team
Forget to match up parens in Scheme
Argue editors without time to think
And drown your sadness // with expensive drinks

Dumb ways to fail, so many dumb ways to fail

Drink a gallon of Monster before the test
Eat some curry and forget to digest
Take a call during your exam
Get caught cheating by a web-cam

Dumb ways to fail, so many dumb ways to fail

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb Ram and Eun Ji for no good reason
Watch 24 hours of lecture at midnight
Check the next semester schedule.berkeley times
Watch 48 hours of lecture
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to fail
Dumbest ways to fail
Dumbest ways to fail
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to fail

Be smart during finals week. A message from HKN Bridge.