is this thing on?

Описание: dear god, i have breakfast all down my front and everything, what do i think i am am doing?

that should be Sir Ian McKellen, of course, sorry sir.

there is an unlisted part 2 to all this, very out of tune, if you actually want more, and have leather ears, click here:    • is this thing on? part 2  

Denver ukuleles are great, very well made, at an incredibly good price, and they are doing good work, putting instruments in the hands of children everywhere. however, if anyone from Denver can hear me, please, for pity sake, intonate the bridge? you cannot see it, in my video, but all it takes is a bit of soft wire, carefully bent, to make a world of difference, and you must be able to do better in the factory. also, if you could please lower the nut? there is a long way to go before anything buzzes, and it would make a world of difference in the tuning. these are beautiful instruments, and your strings are better than anything i can find to buy, and stay in tune much longer, however the lack of intonation ruins everything... Denver, if you can hear me, please will you sort this out?

Lingot - the linux guitar tuner - thank you ever so much for the stroboscope. you have always been the best tuner, and with the strobe display, i now have everything, and it's perfect. bless you and thank you for being there.

Ribena, as ever, please keep doing what you do, i love you.

and most of all, please go here
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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican
can only aspire to what they do, this is how it should be done.