Mahadi (Prince Ali Parody) - D&D Descent into Avernus Song

Описание: A song about our favourite merchant, Mahadi!

Credit for the idea goes to u/_thatsnomoon, and u/Jokerswyld from the following two posts:
  / the_wandering_emporium_musical_inspired_by...  
  / mahadi_sung_to_the_tune_of_prince_ali_aladdin  

Lyrics


Make way for Mahadi!
Say hey! It's Mahadi!
Hey! Clear the way for rollin’ bazaar
Hey you! Let us through!
Travellers from afar Oh come, for a coin he’ll conjure up some spells!

Come close, gather round
Quick now, not a sound!
-the only, rapture in hell!

Mahadi! Fabulous he!
Lord of Avernus
Knows you all by your first name, come take a seat
He’ll fill your belly for a soul
Good service always his goal
Then come meet the king of hospitality

Mahadi!
Mighty is he!
Lord of Avernus
Smart as six regular lich, definitely!
He's faced off Orcus’ hordes
A hundred demons with swords
Who sent those gnolls to their lords?
Well Mahadi!

He's got seventy-five golden centaurs
Fierce owlbears, he's got fifty-three
When it comes to infernal-type monsters
Oh he’ll seat them all
He’ll hold a ball, why do you wait, come in and see

Mahadi! Cunning is he Lord of Avernus
Make a wish! With flourish, sign here please
He makes the hells so much better
Follows contracts down to the letter
So sign on the line, and dealR with Mahadi

He's got ninety-five white dragon wyrmlings
And to view them he charges no fee
Spend a day at his spa where you’ll be kings,
And now that you’ve come, he’ll start the fun,
Your enjoyment is all he needs! You will see!
Mahadi!

Mahadi! Trustworthy he!
Lord of Avernus
Heard your war machine needs fixing - for a fee!
And that, good people, is why
my emporium’s dropped by

With sixty manticores, griffons galore
With orcs and trolls, a brass band and more
forty satyrs, his cooks, his bakers
Harpies that screech on key
Make way for Mahadiiiiii!