I Was Told I'd Be a Hero | Original Xianxia Song (Spirit Stone)

Описание: I was promised cheat stats, elven maids, and a goddess to guide me. Instead, I got trash meridians, a scratchy robe, and my dantian kicked in by a guy named "Furious Flame." This is a song for every Isekai protagonist who got reincarnated into the wrong kind of fantasy world.

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-- LYRICS --

The light was white, the truck was fast, a classic isekai scene
I woke up breathing ancient air, the grass a toxic green
I checked my hands for cheat-code stats, a system interface
Just got a splitting headache and a blank expression on my face
I thought I'd find a guild hall here, a starter town to loot
Instead some geezer on a crane just stared and told me to scoot
He poked my chest and mumbled low, "Your meridians are trash"
And handed me a wooden sword that looked like splintered ash

I was hoping for a goddess, or a quirky, helpful guide
Just a manual on breathing that makes my organs slide

I was promised elven maids and slimes I'd get to tame
Got my dantian kicked in by a guy named "Furious Flame"
I was told I'd be a hero with a destiny foretold
Now I'm breaking rocks for spirit stones that have already been sold
This ain't the easy life I saw in all those picture shows
I asked for cat girls, now my inner demon grows

They gave me robes of scratchy hemp, a bowl of tasteless mush
And told me "Sense the cosmic flow," but I was in a rush
I ate a pill a senior dropped, it looked like candy sweet
It didn't raise my spirit base, just glued me to the seat
I met a girl of peerless grace, a "jade-skinned fairy" being
She glared at me like I was scum for blocking her Qi spring
Her "Arrogant Young Master" friend then swore to kill my clan
I don't even have a clan, I'm just a guy named Sam

I was hoping for a magic class, some fireballs to cast
Just a lecture on the five-fold path that's built to make you last...

I was promised elven maids and slimes I'd get to tame
Got my face slapped twice by someone named "Spirit Maim"
I was told I'd be a hero with a destiny foretold
Now I'm feeding spirit carp that just refuse to get old
This ain't the easy life I saw in all those picture shows
I asked for cat girls, now my karmic debt just grows

There's no return, there's no escape, no bug report to file
Just endless quests to punch a cliff and meditate a while
My only quest log is the scars that decorate my knees
I'm forging my immortal soul by pulling cosmic weeds
So I'll defy the heavens 'cause it's on my to-do list
Right after I get even with that fraud of an alchemist.

I was promised elven maids and slimes I'd get to tame
My whole bloodline got cursed today by "Endless Ocean Shame"
I was told I'd be a hero with a destiny foretold
My spirit beast's a hamster that is terminally cold
This ain't the easy life I saw in all those picture shows
I asked for cat girls, and my cosmic horror grows

Yeah, my cosmic horror grows
No cat girls here for me
Just another ten thousand years to go
Breaking rocks and pulling weeds
My cosmic horror grows

-- CREDITS --

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