My Healer's Life | The Ultimate Healer Anthem | Power Metal Gaming Song

Описание: "Play healer, it's fun," they said. "Fast queue times," they said. They lied. 💔 "My Healer's Life" is an epic gaming anthem dedicated to the most stressed, underappreciated, and toxic-blamed role in the entire universe: The Healer.

From the legendary Grave Cleric mechanics to the panic-fueled Battle Mercy Mode and the dreaded Out of Mana breakdown, this song is a tribute to every player who had to pull out their weapon because the team just wasn't doing their job.

The mana bar is empty, the tank is on the floor, and the DPS is already typing in chat. Support the support. 🍺

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Perfect for:
🔥 Rowdy evenings and after-battle celebrations
🎧 Anyone who loves original folk ballads and fantasy stories
🎲 D&D, Pathfinder and all tabletop RPG (TTRPG) sessions
📜 Full lyrics on screen — sing along, or let the music carry you somewhere else

📜 LYRICS - My Healer's Life

I took the holy symbol, I learned the healing art,
I swore to mend the broken, to guard the party's heart
They said "we need a cleric," I said "fine, I'll try,"
That was my first mistake, and here's the reason why...

The dungeon door swings open, Barbarian charges in
"I'm RAGING!" screams the meathead with a death-wish and a grin
Healing Word is not a resurrect, you absolute clown
I'm Grave Cleric, buddy - wait until you're fully down!
Wizard pulls aggro, rogue forgot to hide
Ranger shoots the ceiling, and I'm crying inside!
Don't make me use my Action to fix your broken head
And better dodge fire breath, or prepare for character death!

Different world, different rules - the pain is all the same...
Welcome to the Healer's life. Welcome to the game!

WHERE ARE THE HEALS?! WHERE ARE THE HEALS?!
I'm out of spell slots, down on my knees!
"WHERE IS THE CLERIC?! I ONLY HAVE TWO HP!"
I didn't sign up to be your LAST RESORT,
But the only reason this party hasn't died
Is because I never left your side

Welcome to the raid group - forty screaming fools!
Nobody reads the tactics, nobody knows the rules!
You're standing in the fire! You've got a brain debuff!
And then you scream: „It’s healer’s fault again!”
The DPS pulled aggro, the tank is on the floor,
"LFG HEALER" flashing on the dungeon door!
I'm spamming Heals while my mana's running dry
I'M OOM! I'M OOM! AND WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!

WHERE ARE THE HEALS?! WHERE ARE THE HEALS?!
"HEALER DIFF! WIPE INCOMING! KICK HER FROM THE RAID!"
YOU LET THE TANK DIE NOW IT'S GG.
You rush into the shadows, you pull the final boss
And when the party perishes, I BEAR THE TOTAL COST!

The objective is burning, the medkit's running dry,
"Mada mada"
He's jumping out of sight, and I watched you choose to die!
Behind the wall! I can't heal through stone!
You peeked a sniper and now you're crying you're alone!
BATTLE MERCY MODE - the pistol's coming out,
Since no one’s here to guard me, then I’ll wipe them out!
DIE ON POINT - I'll rez you - oh, we both died. Cool. What's the score?

"MEDIC DO SOMETHING! WHERE IS THE HEAL?! RES ME PLEASE!"
My mana bar is empty, but you never look at me!
You rush into the shadows, you pull the final boss!
And when the party perishes, I bear the total cost!

I took the holy symbol... I learned the healing art...
Next time? I'm rolling DPS!

📜 A NOTE FROM THE TAVERN
At ThaBard Tavern, we combine ancient tales with new magic. While the core of these melodies is crafted with the help of AI tools, every lyric is written by hand, and every visual is crafted with care. I use these tools to bring to life the music I’ve always wanted to hear, and I’m honored to share that journey with you. I'm glad you're here to listen.

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