Epic Rap Battles of Pony - Red Eye vs Sanguine (feat. RLYoshi)
Автор: Jacob Stueck
Загружено: 2014-06-25
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Big ups and mad props to RLYoshi for his help on bringing forth the more nefarious side of the Fallout: Equestria universe. The two biggest scoundrels in the wastes pit their silver tongues against each other in the rap battle with the highest concentrated levels of villainy since Satan vs The Concept of Evil. Compliments, criticisms, corrections, and confabulations may all be directed at the comment section and as always thanks for watching.
Lyrics:
(Red Eye)
Citizens of Equestria this will be a great day
When I instruct this feral zombie on the Earth Pony Way
I built factories schools hospitals and more
You couldn't steal a single program from a sleep-deprived whore
When Blackjack comes knocking you turn tail and run
I wrote the book on standing firm they call it Stable 101
You're not a leader or a fighter or a decent equine
But I'm sure you'll be an asset in the Filly slave mine
(Sanguine)
It's true Blackjack is quite the pain and yet
She's only the second dumbest cyberpony I've ever met
Please step into my office we can talk this through
Just like how the Lightbringer talked a nuke out of you
I've got a little pink secret that you really oughta hear
So come closer let me whisper it into your ear
You say I'm a failure quite the allegation
Considering you were killed by a hundred and one Dalmatians
(Red Eye)
Insolent colt have you forgotten your manners
I don't see an army of thousands flying your banner
If you even had half of my determination
You'd have been running the Core way back when you had skin
But you cower behind your precious Pschoshy
And yet despite all that were quite alike you and I
I killed all of the ponies that I had known since birth
You did the very same thing at Hippocratic Research
(Sanguine)
You call yourself a genius but it's really the opposite
You're just the Goddess's puppet I'm the one with a doctorate
As far as gods go you don't live up to the hype
You're really more like a failed Deus prototype
Your mortal enemy's a lesbian descended from apples
Who did to your life's work what I did to Chapel
If this blank flank cyborg really thinks he's a terror
Let's see how he fares when I've restarted Project Chimera
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