Zombie Turkeys (Funny D&D Thanksgiving Song)

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🦃💀 Zombie Turkeys – A D&D Thanksgiving Parody Song (Official Lyric Video) 💀🦃

What happens when your adventuring party takes a break from dungeon crawling… and the turkey decides it’s not done fighting?

“Zombie Turkeys” is a comedy Dungeons & Dragons parody song that turns a cozy holiday feast into an undead food fight. With cranberry carnage, gravy explosions, and a bard who just wanted dessert, this track is a chaotic Thanksgiving anthem for every D&D fan who’s ever rolled a natural 1 on dinner prep.

🎶 Song Overview:

🍗 Verse 1: The party settles in for a peaceful meal — until the turkey twitches, the stuffing moves, and the feast comes alive.

💀 Chorus: The undead rise! Cranberry blood, screaming stuffing, and mashed potatoes that quake with unholy power.

🔥 Verse 2: The wizard casts Fireball, the barbarian charges, and the tavern becomes a battlefield of gravy and regret.

🥧 Verse 3: The dust settles — barely. The bard swears off meat, the cleric sighs, and the rogue slips on mashed potatoes.

🎤 Final Chorus: The party survives, but the feast won’t be forgotten. Thanksgiving will never be the same again.

🤣 About the Song:

“Zombie Turkeys” blends D&D humor, holiday chaos, and bard‑style storytelling into one ridiculous, high‑energy parody.

It’s equal parts comedy sketch and adventure recap, perfect for anyone who’s ever turned a simple tavern meal into a full‑scale encounter.

Whether you’re a barbarian carving the turkey like it’s a boss monster or a wizard regretting that Fireball, this is your new Thanksgiving anthem.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ A laugh‑out‑loud D&D parody perfect for holiday playlists.

✔️ Packed with clever tabletop references and chaotic energy.

✔️ Great for game nights, Thanksgiving dinners, or any bard who loves a good food fight.

✔️ A festive reminder that even dinner can roll for initiative.

⚠️ Comment Below:

What’s the wildest thing that’s ever happened at your D&D table?

Would your party survive a Zombie Turkey encounter?

Drop your funniest campaign food disasters in the comments — the bard’s taking notes for next year’s feast!

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]

The party took a break from the dungeon grind,

Hung up the swords, left the quests behind.

Found a tavern table, piled food high,

Turkey, yams, and pumpkin pie.

The cleric’s blessing, the rogue takes a bite,

The barbarian’s carving like it’s a fight.

The gravy’s thick, the candles glow,

Then the stuffing starts to move real slow.

A drumstick twitches, the platter shakes,

Mashed potatoes bubble like a possessed lake.

The bard says, “Guys… that bird just moved,”

And the turkey growled — the rogue wasn’t amused.

[Chorus]

Zombie turkeys, rising from the plate,

Cranberry blood all over the place.

Stuffing screams, mashed potatoes quake,

Run for your life — the food is awake!

[Verse 2]

The turkeys jumped, wings flapping wide,

Stuffing pouring out with undead pride.

Cranberry sauce on the wizard’s robe,

The barbarian shouted, “It is time to go!”

The cleric casted while the gravy flew,

The rogue in the corner did not know what to do.

The wizard cried, “Fireball!” — a terrible call,

Now mashed potatoes cover every wall.

Yams exploded like gratitude grenades

Green bean casserole made a toxic haze.

The bard ducked forks, his patience thin,

Shouting, “Who reanimated dinner again?”

[Chorus]

Zombie turkeys, rising from the plate,

Cranberry blood all over the place.

Stuffing screams, mashed potatoes quake,

Run for your life — the food is awake!

[Verse 3]

The tavern was silent, the battle was done,

Turkey parts smoking, we had barely won.

Cranberry stains on the wizard’s hat,

The rogue slipped twice on a gravy splat.

The cleric sighed, “Well, that was absurd,”

The barbarian nodded without a word.

The bard looked around, covered in gravy goo,

And said, “Next year, I am bringing tofu.”

The floor was a swamp of yams and bread,

The green bean casserole finally dead.

We sat back down, no appetite left,

This Thanksgiving feast had ruined our rest.

[Final Chorus]

Zombie turkeys, cooked once more,

Stuffing and gravy across the floor.

We lived, we laughed, we nearly died,

All for a meal the wizard deep‑fried