Mein Song "The Hero Sock" 🧦⚔️ | Medieval Comedy Metal Anthem

Описание: ⚔️🧦 From the forgotten laundry basket to the throne of legends – The Hero Sock rises to battle evil and foot odor alike.
A medieval comedy metal tale of bravery, fluff, and unmatched elastic power!
#TheHeroSock – because not all heroes wear capes… some just cover toes.

[Intro ]
In every tavern tale and epic song,
You hear of knights, so brave and strong.
But what about me? Forgotten, forlorn...
I am the Sock... the Hero you’ve worn.

[Verse 1]
I was there when the dragon fell,
Wrapped ‘round the foot that kicked him to hell.
Through mud, through blood, through ale-stained floors,
I've seen more toes than dungeon doors!

I’ve marched through swamps, up castle stairs,
Endured the stench of sweaty flares.
Left and right, my partner’s gone —
But I remain, the chosen one!

[Chorus ]
🎶 I’m the Hero Sock, unwashed, unbroken!
My fibers torn, but never spoken!
They cheer the sword, they praise the steel,
But I'm the comfort under heel! 🎶
Through every quest, each smelly boot,
I am the legend no bard would loot!
Unseen, unsung, I never mock —
I fight the fight... I am THE SOCK! 🧦⚔️

[Verse 2]
I clung on tight through snow and flame,
Stuck in a shoe of foulest shame.
While lords got glory, fame, and gold,
I kept your toes from growing cold.

Did I flinch when trolls did roar?
No! I just absorbed the gore.
Did I speak when blisters grew?
No! I stitched the pain for you.

[Bridge]
🧦 One day, I’ll be cast aside,
Lost beneath some bed to hide.
But when the armies clash and clash,
You'll wish you had my cotton stash!

[Chorus ]
🎶 I’m the Hero Sock, frayed but true,
Survivor of your fungal shoe!
No bard will sing, no dame will swoon,
But I’ve faced werewolves in a saloon! 🎶
While swordsmen rest with maidens fair,
I'm still inside your armor’s lair.
So raise your cups, forget the jock —
Tonight we toast... THE HERO SOCK!

[Outro]
🎶 Sock! Sock! Sock the brave!
Wash him not, no soul to save!
Sock! Sock! Through blood and spit —
The foot of fate has worn him fit! 🎶

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