Evil Weasel - Catch Me If You Can

Описание: Ladies and gentlemen—don’t strain your eyes.
You’ll never catch what refuses to stand still.

They hunt a face, a name, a shadow on the wall, while I slip through the spotlight with a wink and a grin.
I am the laugh between drumbeats, the mask that isn’t there.

They’ll argue over whiskers, over coats, over motives.
Was it this weasel? That one?
Meanwhile, I’m backstage, polishing my grin.

So sniff all you like, detectives.
I’ll be the one applauding loudest—
tail tucked, paws clean,
never named, never nabbed

Now applaud—
the show ends, the mystery remains,
and I exit exactly as I entered:

Unrecognized. Uncaught. Unapologetic


(This song is AI and I am a mysterious little weasel.)

Lyrics :

Tap-tap, hear my claws on the floor
Already gone, already more

I slip through cracks in velvet night
Teeth like pearls, eyes burning bright
You set your traps, you lock your doors
I’m under tables, in your walls

Silk-lined grin, a borrowed face
I bow, I vanish without a trace
You swear you saw me just now, just then
But I’m a rumor, my friend

Count your steps, hold your breath
Every chase just leaves you bereft

Catch me if you can
I’m the ink you can’t command
Catch me if you can
I’m the joke you don’t understand
Run, run, tighten your plan
I’m already gone again
Catch me if you can

I dine on doubt and candle smoke
I laugh inside your every oath
Your rules taste sweet when they all bend
I chew the script before it ends

Buttons gleam on borrowed coats
I dance on ledgers, lies, and notes
You hear my song between the ticks
Too late — I’ve learned your tricks

Every net you proudly spin
Is just another door I’m in

Catch me if you can
With your righteous little stand
Catch me if you can
I’m the knife in sleight of hand
Run, run, do what you planned
I’m already gone again
Catch me if you can

Snap goes the jaw, miss goes the bite
I thrive on almost, feast on might
You want a monster, here I am
But I won’t fit in your diagram

Count me cursed, call me sin
Still you grin when I win
Say you’ll stop me, swear you will
Chase me harder — I get a thrill

One, two — gonna lose
Three, four — such a bore

Catch me if you can
I was free before you ran
Catch me if you can
I’m the flaw you never planned
Sign your name, make your stand
I’m already gone again
Catch me if you can

Tip my hat, fade to black
Think you're safe? — I’ll be back