Big Boy Pants (Official Music Video)

Описание: Every day, the day starts
The sun will rise, rising up and up
Open my eyes, and wipe the gunk
Then make a cup, and take a dump

Get out of bed, the big soft bed
It’s time to shed, all that dread
Feet on the floor, and lift my head
I’m looking ahead, getting out of bed

Today’s the day, to take a chance
Today’s the day, I put on the pants
Let’s get underway, to advance
Taking a chance, wearing big boy pants

Brush my teeth, brush, brush, brush
nice and clean, it’s such a rush
Rinse, rinse rinse, teeth so white
So, so clean, so, so bright

I wash my face, my face with soap
Then my skin, my skin with soap
Refreshing clean and filled with hope
Wearing big boy pants is so dope

Today’s the day, to put on the pants
Today’s the day, I jump and dance
I need to fit, in my big boy pants
I’m taking a chance, wearing big boy pants

Wash my hair, then rinse, rinse, rinse
Condition with care, rinse, rinse, rinse
It’s exciting to think, I’ll admit
Hoping my pants, my big boy pants fit

Wash my junk, to remove the funk
Then move the soap, around to the trunk
Wash away, the dirt and the muck
Nice and clean, clean trunk and junk

Today’s the day, to cheer and prance
Today’s the day, I put on the pants
Time for the pants, my big boy pants
It’s the happy dance, wearing big boy pants

I grab the towel, the towel is dry
Dry my hair, and my eyes
Wipe the water, off my skin
Wipe, wipe, wipe, off my chin

Lather my face, my furry face
Set the razer, on my face
Shave the fur, with skill and grace
Steady and slow, wins the race

I’m taking a chance, wearing big boy pants
Today I dance, wearing the pants
I took a chance, so now I dance
I’m a big boy now, wearing big boy pants

Wearing the pants, I’m one cool dude
Big boy pants, put me in the mood
And under the pants, I’m big boy nude!
Oh chill out, don’t be a prude

The pants awaken, a celebration
The happiest pants, since creation
Yummy as bacon, quakin’ and shakin’
Hands off, these pants are taken

These big boy pants, were made in France
I’m in a trance, doing the happy dance
I’ll sing and chant, rave and rant
Don’t miss the chance, to buy these pants