MegaBonk Man Cross The River Jordan Feed The Devil Algo Til Yr Troubles Go Away | Old Man v MegaBonk

Описание: Hello Internet. I am compelled to report that my little MegaBonk habit shows no signs of easing. My family has organized a MegaBonk intervention, and I will be checking in to MegaBonk Rehab (the Bonky Ford Clinic, known and feared by streamers the world over) soon.

Our title and thumbnail today comes from the Noiselund version of HarmonTown's Chicken Noodle Man, which is a thing I love and feels very Megabonky. Here, have an earworm:    • Harmontown - Chicken Noodle Man (Noiselund...  

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MegaBonk is a game that you might know and love, or you might not. It's a thing, though, for sure. I don't think I dreamed it. It's basically Vampire Survivors in 3D    • I'm Making Vampire Survivors but 3D | Game...  , with lashings of Reddit-style lolbait, but I tell you what: it's also extremely well-made and absolute tons of fun.

People and folks appear to be enjoying our recent Bonking Adventures, so why not have another go? I am getting better at the game, but far my highest score is about 95K, which is good enough for world top 10% and handily at the top of my Steam friends leaderboard, but yeahhhh pretty mid: any advice or tips I offer during the stream should be taken with a very large sand salty grain of salt.

Now look, I know, all the Elder Streamers (in the sense of how long they've been streaming, not how actually old they are, because I got that market SOWN UP friends SOWN RIGHT UP) say it's probably not the greatest to 'variety stream', but I one of the privileges of age is doing whatever the hell you want, and that's what I'm doing. Please don't tell my wife.

Come learn with me, and please: if I'm doing something 'wrong' or clearly don't understand something and you can help, tell me in the comments (or in chat)!

Huzzah!

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You've wandered into 🐔Wonderchicken Industries (Department of Geezer Streamers) — home of high-tier loot, mid-tier jokes, and low-tier aim.

If you enjoy watching a tryhard oldtimer going toe to toe with the youth of today and trying to make some friends along the way, grab a coffee or a beer or whatever your stimulant of choice might be and stay.

I’m 60 years old, Canadian, and I retired from one of the Korean Megacorps in 2025. I’ve been gaming since PONG, and I'm still at it, still living in Korea and lovin life. Getting old means getting better, if you do it right, and by gum, I'm trying to do it right!

Maybe you're another old timer, or you're a new timer, or like uhhh medium, but you love you some video games either way — you’re in the right place. There may or may not be much of the ol' Grandad Wisdom, but you can be pretty sure that I'll rant and ramble amusingly about something shiny that caught my attention at some point.

WELCOME TO RETIREMENT MODE!

Hop on to the stream, hang out, say hi. Or don't! It's your life, and only you should be allowed to decide what you want to do with it.

💬 Drop a comment (or just an emoji) down below to feed the mighty algorithm. I promise I'll reply!


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Are you bonk-deficient, friend? +10 XP ⭐ if you join me to get a little more bonk in your life...

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 - Into every life a little bonk must come...

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If you're feeling well-disposed towards the ol' wonderchicken, drop a 👍 like and a 💬 comment for the algorithm, subscribe for more wonderchicken shenanigans, and 🔔 join me next time I'm live, if that's a thing you might like to do. I'd sure appreciate it.

🎥 Thanks for watching, human friends. Hit them buttons!

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My Gear (that I love)

Camera: Insta360 Link 2 https://amzn.to/4aAkbQb
Microphone: ElGato Wave 3 https://amzn.to/4pR8V6A
Mic Arm: ElGato Wave Mic Arm Pro https://amzn.to/4siq0rA
Key Light: Logitech Litra for Creators https://amzn.to/4pVD0BU
ElGato Stream Deck, of course: https://amzn.to/4shqtKP
DAC: iFi Zen DAC https://amzn.to/3Lhc3cZ
Amp: iFi Zen Can https://amzn.to/4sm1O84
Daily Driver Headphones: GRADO SR125x https://amzn.to/49rSo3f
Keyboard: Ergodox EZ https://ergodox-ez.com/

Plus an aging homebuilt PC that I'll finally be able to upgrade a bit if you buy stuff through those Amazon (*turns head, spits*) links lol

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BRB Music:
"Local Forecast - Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...

(Thanks to restream.io https://restream.io for letting me work around weird YT server ingestion issues here in Korea!)

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