BTC Crashes Under 101K, Shutdown Ends, Whales Load ETH, Tahoe Trench Reveals 2 | Guru Crypto Garage

Описание: Bitcoin didn’t dip — it collapsed under 101K, rattling the entire market while the U.S. government finally ended the 43-day shutdown.
ETFs quietly absorbed $524M in fresh BTC inflows, whales bought $1.37B worth of ETH, mid-caps rotated, DeFi bled out, and TradFi celebrated like nothing was wrong.

But forget the headlines… the real action was in the trench.

Triple X took the Solana gutter head-on from the Golden Nugget Lake Tahoe, running Axiom, GMGN, DexScreener, and Birdeye to filter dozens of zombies.
After a brutal sweep, only 2 survivors made it out:

URANUS — clean structure, real volume, real holders
Pigger — risky insider landmines but still alive

Everything else got swept off the table like a losing stack in craps.

Then Lulu steps in with her no-nonsense TA across BTC, ETH, SOL, and ADA — ending with a pig-level roast and the Garage’s signature reality check.

Engines hot.
Safety off.
Let it rip.

🔥 HASHTAGS — TONIGHT'S RECAP

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ETFs quietly absorbed $524M in fresh BTC inflows, whales bought $1.37B worth of ETH, mid-caps rotated, DeFi bled out, and TradFi celebrated like nothing was wrong.

But forget the headlines… the real action was in the trench.

Triple X took the Solana gutter head-on from the Golden Nugget Lake Tahoe, running Axiom, GMGN, DexScreener, and Birdeye to filter dozens of zombies.
After a brutal sweep, only 2 survivors made it out:

URANUS — clean structure, real volume, real holders
Pigger — risky insider landmines but still alive
Everything else got swept off the table like a losing stack in craps.

Then Lulu steps in with her no-nonsense TA across BTC, ETH, SOL, and ADA — ending with a pig-level roast and the Garage’s signature reality check.

Engines hot.
Safety off.
Let it rip.

#CryptoNews #CryptoRecap #NightlyRecap #Bitcoin #BTC #Ethereum #ETH #Solana #CryptoMarket #CryptoTrading #CryptoShow #GuruCryptoGarage #LetItRip #DeFi #Altcoins #CryptoTA #Axiom #GMGN #DexScreener #LakeTahoe #GoldenNugget #TraderLife #Whales #ETFflows #Shutdown #CryptoAlerts #MarketUpdate