SLAP MASTER - Chat Music

Описание: Here's a #music compilation of some of the #funny #comments from ‪@WonderBites_1‬'s short titled 'The Chinese martial artist that Dana White wants to sign'

SLAP MASTER is now on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/1mS4mL...

Video with Music Only:    • SLAP MASTER - Chat Music  

Original Short:    • The Chinese martial artist that Dana White...  
Inspired by Chat Music #chatmusic !

Lyrics:

Me every day making sure I,
Have my wallet, keys and phone.
Ahh the slappy slappy style.
That's some top notch Bullshido.

That man would win at power slap.
I make the same noise when i clap.
This video is way too cap.
Me when my limbs take a nap.

What I do when I wake up,
After sleeping on my arm.
Me training to slap my girls butt.
How I walk home drunk from the bar.

He is slapping his body,
Not breaking the speed of sound.
Let him go to UFC.
He'll be destroyed in the 1st round.

Filipino moms unleashed this on their kids,
when they get home at 6:01.
First hook he takes the career's ended.
Dude one calf kick that guy is done.

He stands outside car dealerships,
When they are having a sale.
How I looked on my first shroom trip.
Bro thinks this is Anime.

I learned this devastating style,
When I walked through a spider web.
I’d love to see one of his fights.
Me slapping my pillow in bed.

Bro's about to give Steven Seagal,
A run for his money.
He would get smashed in the octagon.
They have this in Baki.

2 leg kicks and he'll retire,
Grand opening grand closing.
Boards don't hit back's relevant here.
It's not fighting It's dancing.

He's never had a mosquito bite in his life.
Bro is definitely going to sleep first fight.
Carpel tunnel syndrome by the age of 29.
Dana's gonna hire this dude to slap his wife.

That's called mosquito style,
Comes in handy after rain.
Me when a bee is nearby.
Steven Seagal's Sensei.

Filipino moms unleashed this on their kids,
when they get home at 6:01.
First hook he takes the career's ended.
Dude one calf kick that guy is done.













People mentioned in the video (in order):
‪@TheKinghas1moreMove‬ ‪@EzekialGlenn‬ ‪@Armadillo.1‬ ‪@tackydee5641‬ ‪@JowaMoto‬ ‪@MrR4ge89‬ ‪@stormkaiden1279‬ ‪@whiskeysoda3275‬ ‪@223Fitness‬ ‪@Chris-TMH‬ ‪@Franklefurter‬ ‪@KeepitReal2772‬ ‪@christopherpinili23‬ ‪@RJGuitz‬ ‪@rodrigoantunesguimaraes9587‬ ‪@brunobrunosjourney9944‬ ‪@none-j7x2g‬ ‪@Algarete787‬ ‪@Rinzackie‬ ‪@hardcorehom‬ ‪@marvellis1977‬ ‪@kmui6022‬ ‪@dextermorgan2004‬ ‪@Hu55yTM‬ ‪@Shadow0Heir‬ ‪@joneri85‬ ‪@mgr1282‬ ‪@HeavyProfessor‬ ‪@tehmudjinkhan2207‬ ‪@MistaNelsonTravels‬ ‪@bisquit-head‬ ‪@canyonvideos‬ ‪@derrickwolter1‬ ‪@dazhibernian‬ ‪@jcriley7695‬ ‪@RJGuitz‬ ‪@rodrigoantunesguimaraes9587‬ ‪@brunobrunosjourney9944‬