I Just Ate a Big Bowl of Beans – The Funkiest 1970s Jam They Tried to Bury

Описание: They said it was *too nasty*. Too funky. Too offensive to the nostrils.
So they locked it in the vault... until now.

*“I Just Ate a Big Bowl of Beans”* is the unreleased funk anthem from the archives of Complexity Records, performed by the crass but charismatic *Leodis Jenkins* — a man with brass lungs, zero shame, and a stomach full of regret. The track was reportedly banned from radio in 1979 after audience complaints of spontaneous nausea, crying children, and a mysterious haze forming in the DJ booth.

Legend says the song was inspired by a legendary night at the *Soul Shack Roller Rink*, where Leodis downed an entire bowl of baked beans, hit the dance floor, and cleared it out faster than a fire drill. Witnesses claim the disco ball cracked, three people slipped on the floor, and the DJ passed out mid-scratch.

After decades of dust and denial, this *forbidden funk classic* finally sees the light of day — fully remastered and funkier than ever, thanks to AI.

This ain’t just a song.
It’s a biohazardous bop.

Slide on your platforms, spray some air freshener, and press play at your own risk.
🎶 *Stream. Gasp. Repeat.*

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