Dating Sims 101 (how to make one that doesnt suck)

Описание: Happy Valentine's Day. I didn't have time for Katawa Shoujo.

Special thanks to my aniki for sticking with me as I read though all this. I uploaded his art on my Twitter, because another site considered it "low quality" which was simply invented to keep gamers down.

X.com (do not open at work): https://x.com/myunluckynumber
Second Channel:    / @spongebobsaw  
Sister Video: I have like 3 LuGame video ideas, none of which are particularly noteworthy, so no sister video this time around.

My dating prospects are pretty bad because I refuse to use (((dating apps))) (hookup apps.) My best one was an incredibly dry girl with nothing in common, but she made one really good joke. I think it was just an ESL cultural difference thing but man it was good. My brother and I were at a wedding and he was feeling the effects of the first drink of his life, I mean he was absolutely hammered off one beer. I ask her if I should give him some gatorade or let him learn the hard way, and she says "How will he learn if he doesn't hurt?" Wish she was into woodburning or something so we could have stuff to talk about. I appreciate your physique but there is nothing interesting about jogging. I've never met a girl who had a hobby besides painting rocks or some shit. I know some girls embroider and knit and stuff but like any female born after 1993 cant sew... all they know is watch tiktok , impulse purchase , jog , complain , eat doordash & lie. I want to give her another chance but the baby window is closing and my progeny needs to be massive. Damn she was hot though. Perfect 10. Admittedly I came on a little strong. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video. Hoping to do something awesome quite soon. My chest hurts. I gotta go...

Chapters:
0:00 Prologue
1:07 Video Game Caste System
1:40 Subsection: The Funny Gimmick
2:02 Subsection: The Guys Gimmick
2:48 Subsection: The Other Gimmick
2:59 Game Reviews (!!!)
3:04 Review: Love at First Sight (jumpjoy warning)
3:28 Review: Sakura Spirit
4:06 Review: Phucker in the Woods
4:20 Review: LuGame: Lunchtime Games Club!
6:35 Review: Panzermadels
8:33 Review: Always Remember Me
9:23 Review: Funie Mop (this game is omega blacklisted from youtube)
9:36 Review: Danganronpa
10:02 Review: Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney
10:50 How to Make A Visual Novel (Section 1 - Purpose)
12:04 How to Make A Visual Novel (Section 2 - Planning)
13:08 How to Make A Visual Novel (Section 3 - Design Document Demonstration)
14:26 Thank you for playing!

Tracklist:
Skullgirls OST - Where Money Flows like Water
Splatoon OST - Lookin’ Fresh
[???]*
Skullgirls OST - A Return To Normalcy
Sailor Moon OST - Tuxedo Mask
Katy Perry - California Gurls*
Love at First Sight OST - Evening Particle
Naruto OST - Afternoon of Konoha
Barkley Gaiden OST - Dating
LuGame OST - Suns Out Buns Out
Space Dandy OST - Star Future (Avant Theme)*
LuGame OST - Caterpillar Circus
LuGame OST - Little Hands, Big Mess
Yakuza 0 OST - Money Makes Money
Always Remember Me OST - Work
Danganronpa - Main Theme
Danganronpa - Box 15
Phoenix Wright OST - Investigation ~ Opening 2001
Danganronpa - Beautiful Days
Hi-Fi Rush OST - Kickin' Back (this game rocks and if you didn't play it i wish you the worst)
Silva Hound - Cool Friends (Rob Gasser Remix)
Frank Sinatra - My Way* (for a whole second and a half)

*=Not part of the soundtrack, but music that played regardless.
Additional note: if one of these tracks isn't on YouTube, please leave a comment so I can put up the soundtrack.