The Tower Tumble

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Listen to The Tower Tumble, a brand new track created with Suno AI.
This a multipart story from the Heavy-Handed Hero.
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🎧 Info & Contact

Music/Lyrics by: SlapyoTV
Main Platform (Suno): https://suno.com/@slapyotv
Contact for Licensing/Inquiries: [email protected]

Note on Creation: This music was created using Suno AI under a paid commercial license.

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📜 Lyrics

[Intro]
"He's back! He's back!"


[Verse 1]
The King sent him a letter, with a wax seal made of red
"Go kill the Necromancer, bring me back his head!"
Our hero read the letter upside down and in the rain
He thought it said "Go fix the roof, and please unblock the drain!"
He dragged that rusted broadsword up the Dark Lord's winding stair
While scraping all the plaster off and ruining the air!

[Pre-Chorus]
The Wizard started chanting, a spell of death and doom!
Our hero turned to ask him: "Is this the toilet room?"
He swung the sword to point the way, a massive arc of steel
It smashed a pillar made of bone and cracked the magic seal!

[Chorus]
Oh, clear the path for the Broadsword fool!
He treats a Legend like a farming tool!
He toppled down the Dark Tower, while looking for the loo!
The legends say he's mighty, but he hasn't got a clue!
(He just wants a nap!)

[Verse 2]
The Wizard summoned lightning, a ball of purple fire!
Our hero dropped the heavy sword because his arms were tired!
It fell right through the floorboards, with a thunder-cracking sound
It crushed the Wizard flat as a pancake on the ground!
"Oops, sorry mate!" the hero said, and picked it up again
He knocked the castle structural support right out of ten!

[Chorus]
Oh, clear the path for the Broadsword fool!
He treats a Legend like a farming tool!
He toppled down the Dark Tower, while looking for the loo!
The legends say he's mighty, but he hasn't got a clue!

[Bridge]
The castle started crumbling...
The stones began to fall...
He surfed upon the falling door...
And rode it down the wall!


[Guitar/Fiddle Solo]

[Outro]
He fixed the roof, just like he thought...
By knocking it all down!
The Broadsword Fool is finally home...
The savior of the town!
[End]

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⚙️ Technical Audio Info (For Quality Reference)

Audio Source: WAV (Lossless)
Upload Quality: MP4 | 48000 Hz | 384 kbps (AAC Stereo)

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