Operation Stink Rocket | The Military Show Parody

Описание: Operation Stink Rocket is a funny Parody Video where we try to make fun with some stinky ideas.

Script:
Anchor:
Breaking news from the SBU’s Alpha Special Operations Center who together with the Ukrainian Women’s Forces unit known as Ukraines Bad Ass Bitches have just announced, Operation Stink Rocket.

It seems that these Ukraine ladies have invented and designed a new non violent class of drone warfare to be unleashed upon Russian cities and civilians called, Putin Poopers.

Leader of this women’s division commander Nadia Savchenko describes, the Putin Poopers drones and Operation Stink Rocket like this.

Commander Nadia Savchenko:
Currently the spineless coward occupiers and citizens of Russia are bombing our homes and communities as war criminals while the brave Ukraine military and nation refuses to become international war criminals.

I was reading The Art of War asking myself, How can we subdue the enemy citizens of Russia without resorting to war crimes and it hit me… Stink Bombs!

Operation Stink Rocket seeks international funding for the most advanced and disgusting stink bombs in history.

We currently have developed an especially disgusting formula consisting of a combination of Russian Borsht known worldwide as the worst in the world.

Our friends in Denmark are providing extract of decaying sardines, walrus penis and various chemicals that are so disgusting they cause uncontrollable vomiting.

We are providing these stink bombs for drones, rockets and other devices that will be unleashed upon Moscow and other cities. Although there might be some minimal civilian casualties from drone debris, we Ukrainians call upon NATO and the world to condone stink bombs as a viable and legal response to war crime bombings.

We anticipate that within the next 2 weeks we will have turned many parts of Moscow into such stinking cesspools of existence Russians will demand an end to the war.

Anchor:
Operation Stink Rocket calls upon the whole world to bombard any Russian facilities in the world with the stench they currently stink our world with as we urge everyone to remember the words of Sun Tzu, "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Opportunities seized multiply."

Let’s multiply the stench of Russian war crimes upon Ukraine until Russians cannot stand to live with themselves!
Slava Ukraine,
Slava Online Citizen Led Democracy and Slava Operation Stink Rocket!