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Описание: Jack Frost Movie Breakdown and Review

Tis the season for holiday joy and with christmas approaching, it’s time to start watching our favorite holiday movies and do our christmas shopping (scratch that we’re in a recession)

We all love many of the classic and modern hits in the christmas movie genre including some of my favorites like Rudolph, A christmas story, and the polar express. (hey you)

However, somethings been itchin lately , and it’s a fella named Jack Frost.
Originally a story of whimsical mishichief, jack frost is a staple to christmas with a nearly 200 year history and taking many many forms. And from story book to songs to movies, the rendition of Jack Frost has varied significantly from time to time. But what if jack frost was, let’s say, evil. And we get Evil Christmas instead hehehehehehe , Hold out your stockings kid (slow mo mickey rooney)

This year, I’m wishing you all a wonderful time, and a killer christmas as we find out what’s up with jack as he – (let me check my notes) turns into a supernatural killer snowman and terrorizes a small town this christmas season… This was not the one i remember as a kid.

From beginning to end, this movie was a nightmare. And I loved it because it was so bad. The characters are stupid, the kills are silly, and the story is full of cliche, cringe, and constant one liners from the villain. But don’t let it stop you from slapping that butt of yours over on Tubi and loading it up, and take a watch for yourself this christmas. But first, let me tell you the story of Jack Frost, oh wait, nevermind looks like this guy is gonna narrate for you.

Our movie begins with one of the worst narrations ever. This kid sounds like me if I did a childs voice, its awful, but damnit we need to set a story and this is what we’ve got.

Our narrator begins telling a story about a man named jack frost, a bad man who killed people and stabbed their faces and smashed their brains till they were runny, all the good stuff. And never was he caught, killing dozens of victims, making him one of the most prolific serial killers ever.

This is one strange christmas movie

We learn that the lore around jack frost is that of elusiveness and being a sneaky killer. Going from state to state finding victims to kill and presumably eat. But although he seemed ghostlike in his ability to evade the police, Jack done messed up. And soon he started to bake pies at his work with body parts of his victims included. Thus alerting the police to his location and eventual capture.

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