How to make a martini, correctly...

Описание: Let me save you from bad cocktails.

You will need:
Fresh, solid ice
3 to 5 parts good gin
1 part decent vermouth
Some lemon peel to make a twist
Optional: 1 part Chombard to make a 'Gothic Martini'

And the courage to admit you've been doing it all wrong all this time.

Also, never order a shaken martini - it's just watered-down gin and never order a dirty martini - they're awful.