Evil Chicken - Robotaxi Cheeseburger Delivery

Описание: [Intro]
“Your cheeseburger… is en route…”

[Verse 1]
Woke up dreamin’ in a parking lot,
Head in a bag of fries and pot.
Phone beeped loud — it was destiny,
Your robotaxi’s got snacks and LSD.

It rolled up slow, chrome like doom,
Grill was smokin’, playin’ funky ‘shrooms.
Door swung open, I climbed inside—
Driver had lasers and onion eyes.

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, “Sit back, bro, we’re on a mission,
Midnight stash from another region.”
He hit the gas, I spilled my beer —
Now I got two fries stickin' out my ears.

[Chorus]
ROBOTAXI! Cheeseburger Delivery!
Fueled by cheese and quantum mystery!
He don’t brake — just drifts and sings,
Stole my soul and my onion rings.

ROBOTAXI! Grease-fueled wizardry!
Spillin’ sauce across the galaxy!
No seatbelt law in hyperspace,
Just melted cheese and distorted bass!

[Verse 2]
Siri said, “You’ve entered the hunger zone,”
I said, “I’m stoned, Siri, leave me alone.”
Robot looked back, started to growl,
Threw me a burger wrapped in a sacred towel.

Bit that thing, saw the cosmic plan—
Tomatoes aligned like a traffic jam.
He said, “You get it now?” I said, “Maybe...”
Then passed out cold next to robo-gravy.

[Bridge]
Pickles were portals… buns were time loops…
and the mustard... was prophecy.

[Chorus]
ROBOTAXI! Cheeseburger Delivery!
Fueled by cheese and quantum mystery!
He don’t brake — just drifts and sings,
Stole my soul and my onion rings.

ROBOTAXI! Grease-fueled wizardry!
Spillin’ sauce across the galaxy!
No seatbelt law in hyperspace,
Just melted cheese and distorted bass!

[Outro]
Enjoy your meal…
...and eternal enlightenment.

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