Samurai Cop (1991) Reaction: Chesticles Galore, Horrible Wigs & Epic B-Movie Chaos!

Описание: Happy Monday, everyone! Starting the week with iced coffee + protein powder and diving into the cult classic disaster Samurai Cop (1991) on Blu-ray.
This thing is a glorious mess—bad dialogue, terrible audio (had to crank it up!), a wig that switches mid-movie, zero actual samurai vibes, but tons of over-the-top action, Yakuza fights, and yes... chesticles galore (full nudity warning – watched this after the kids went to bed!).
Quick shoutout: Huge thanks to Troy Duffy (Boondock Saints director) for the unexpected care package with the Brother's Prayer card and that awesome "Veritas and Aequitas" necklace after I missed the roundtable podcast due to a hospital stay. Totally made my day!
Also big props to Harrison at Static Tape Video for hooking me up with this copy—check him out in the links below if you're hunting rare tapes or gifts.
We break down why it's not the absolute worst movie ever (I've seen worse!), how it's basically a budget Lethal Weapon vs. Yakuza with a giant bearded sword guy, the Iranian director's wild story, three "lovemaking" scenes, and that terrible climax fight.
Planning to tackle the 2015 sequel (Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance) soon too—both are free on Tubi with ads if you wanna join the madness.
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