BV's FIGHT CLUB: DANCE OF THE PEASANT
Автор: Agent Awkward’s AI music that has no purpose
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[Intro]
Wake up, my little mountain of fur. It’s Da Da... We have a very special playdate this weekend on Server 958. It's called Big Velvet's Fight Club. Now, Da Da has to leave his alliance... which means no healing support, no tech bonuses. Just you, me, and the Capitol Mud. And our opponent? Oh, don't worry, he's just a peasant.. Leo the Peasant. Sure, his power level is 653 million, and ours is a measly 216 million... but math is for cowards, my sweet battering ram. You're going to soak up every single one of those 653 million points... for me.
[Verse 1]
Step into the square, my beautiful beast,
The mud is prepared for a glorious feast.
Big Velvet is watching, the rules are set tight,
It’s a fair one-on-one in the cold, bloody night.
No outside attacks, no friends in the ring,
Just Da Da behind you, preparing to sing.
If you leave the boundaries, we forfeit the game,
So stand in the fire, and swallow the flame.
[Chorus]
Welcome to the mud, where the broken are thrown!
Where Agent Awkward sends his pet out alone!
What happens in the mud, stays in the dirt,
Your only real job is absorbing the hurt!
Fight Club is calling, no healers, no shields,
Just sixty quick seconds to die on the fields!
[Verse 2]
Now listen to Da Da, don't waste time to cry,
We have sixty seconds to engage or we die!
You get three teleports, just three little bounds,
To dodge the artillery shaking the grounds.
Don't use a fourth, or the referee yells,
And disqualifies Da Da to the lowest of hells!
So teleport once, teleport twice,
Then stand really still and try to survive!
[Bridge]
They whisper about math, my sweet furry friend,
They say this is where your great journey will end.
But don't trust the calculators, buddy, they're wrong!
A lifeless machine cannot measure our song.
They don't know the heart that your Da Da has poured,
Into every deep scar that your bodies endured.
Let them have all their numbers, their stats, and their pride,
They don't have a love like ours on their side!
If you just push ahead, if you give it your all,
I know that my beautiful champion won't fall!
We will win, my brave boy, just you wait, just you see...
Now go out and conquer that peasant for me!
[Outro]
Go show them the courage that Da Da instilled!
Go make me so proud on that glorious field!
You're not just a shield, you're my hero of mud...
Now go blind the peasant with all of our... love.
Just remember to smile when you step in the ring,
You're gonna do great! You're my favorite thing.
[Spoken, fading out to silence]
You've totally got this. You're a winner.
Just... keep walking forward.
Make Da Da proud.
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