HOA Banned Artificial Grass, So I Painted My Entire Lawn Bright, Bright Green!

Karen Complained My Security Camera Was Pointed at the Street, So I Installed a 30 Foot Periscope!

Karen Reported My Pool, So I Donated the Water and the Fire Dept Practiced in Her Flowerbed!

A week after moving in, the previous owner called: “I forgot to disconnect the cameras—you must…”

HOA Demanded I Clean My Gutters, So I Hired a Landscaper to Plant a Rooftop Gutter Garden!

Ассоциация владельцев жилья построила горный водоём над моей фермой, но он прорвало и уничтожило ...

HOA Said No Fences Above 4 Feet, So I Grew a 20 Foot Bamboo Wall Instead

HOA Called 911 Over the Old Lake I Bought — So I Used Federal Waterway Law to Lock Their Marina!

Ассоциация владельцев жилья использовала мой снегоочиститель, чтобы «обеспечить соблюдение правил...

Karen Complained My Driveway Was Too Shiny After I Sealed It, So I Covered It in Sawdust!

HOA Said My Driveway Was Too Wide, So I Painted a Bike Lane and a 'Reserved for Karen' Spot on It!

They Fined Me For My Aggressive Landscaping, So I Replaced Everything With Cacti and Keep Out Signs

Karen Reported My Annoying Drip Irrigation System, So I Built a Moat and a Working Drawbridge!

Karen Complained About My Drone, So I Live-Streamed Her Throwing Trash in the Recycling Bin!

Brother Said 'Pack Your Desk' - By 8 AM His Company Had No Lease

Karen Complained About My Baby Crying, So I Rented My Spare Room to a Night-Shift Metal Drummer!

I Warned the HOA About the Drainage — But They Laughed Until Their Homes Went Under

Ассоциация домовладельцев построила роскошные виллы вокруг моего озера, но когда оно высохло, их ...

They Said My Kid's Treehouse Was Illegal , So I Put Wheels on It and Called It a Parade Float!

HOA Board Called Cops When I Said “I’m Not Under Your HOA” —Didn’t Know I Bought Their Entire Street

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!