When Pirates Meet Darth Vader 1

Описание: When Pirates Meet Darth Vader
The Empire Wants Their Treasure Report!
What if pirates accidentally got audited… by Darth Vader himself? 😱
Captain Hookhand arrives at the Death Star to hand in his quarterly report.
But Vader’s not pleased — the expense sheet lists “rum” and “pirate accessories.” 🍾🎩
He lifts One-Eyed Jim with the Force while the captain nervously mumbles:
👉 “We just wanted to close the quarter…”
Vader’s voice rumbles:
— “You have disappointed the Empire’s accounting department.”

Moral of the story? Even in a galaxy far, far away — you’d better submit your reports on time 😅
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