Black Ajah Club - A Parody for Wheel of Time Idol 2025

Описание: This is a parody song entry for WoT Idol 2025. Spoilers through Season 3 of The Wheel of Time
Original song: Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan
Karaoke Track:    • Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club - Karaoke I...  

Performed by Kid Rand (   / @kidrand  ) and Melindhra
Lyrics by Melindhra
Mixed by Avi Silber:    / @cestlavie2lavie  

Lyrics:
I stare at your vapid face.
Waiting for the day to come
when I can claim my place.
You keep underestimating me.
But soon you'll see the full range of my abilities.

I'm having fantasies. Giving you brain disease.
Take me to secret rooms. And then I'll make you swoon.
Liandrin is so loud, but I'm a subtle queen.
What I do now will earn The Great Lord’s ecstasy

Oh, I'm such a pro.
I'm a Black Ajah girl
And my spite is a power
churning. I'm done with your shit,
And I'm stealing your stash,
And I'm out from your wings. I'm in the
Black Ajah Club
I'm gonna be the leader of the
Black Ajah Club
I'm gonna get a badass glow up in Tanchico.
I'm gonna be the leader of the
Black Ajah Club, Black Ajah Club.

I see your jaws all on the floor.
When I walk into the room, my presence you adore.
No, I'm not just a pretty face.
Behind this gorgeous mask there is a cunning renegade.

I drink my warder's tears. They've filled my rage for years.
Now that they're on the ground, it's time to cut you down.
Think you'll stand up to me? I'll bring you to your knees.
And then I'll shove this rod all up into your bod.

Oh I'm such a pro.
I'm a Black Ajah girl
And my spite is a power
churning. I'm feeling your pain.
Oh, it’s so good!
And I'm finally free to join the
Black Ajah Club
I'm gonna be the leader of the
Black Ajah Club
I'm gonna get a badass glow up in Tanchico.
I'm gonna be the leader of the
Black Ajah Club, Black Ajah Club.

Hey I think you've forgotten me.
Though I'm small and shadowy,
you all belong to me.
Mistress has been very busy,
and if you all screw up today, I'll have to make you gray, saying:
Oh, call me insane,
You're a Black Ajah girl,
Your lives are all mine.
You serve me. I'm sick of your food,
And you sit petting cats;
You're all useless prats. This is my
Black Ajah Club
I've always been the leader of the
Black Ajah Club
I am gonna poke your eyes out in Tanchico.
I've always been the leader of the
Black Ajah Club, Black Ajah Club.

I've always been the leader!
I've always been the leader!

(Softly, softly from the shadows…)