Game Grumps - Arin fishes then yells at a Korean kid named Codex

Описание: Original Video: Ultimate Fishing Simulator
   • Ultimate Fishing Simulator - Game Grumps   18:34

Transcript:
Arin: Yo, yo, yo fish, you want some of this bread? Yo fish!
Dan: Some good ass-bread.
Arin flaps his gums or whatever
Dan: You're moving too much.
Arin: This fish.
Dan: You're scaring 'em
Arin: I'm not scaring 'em, fish like active bread.
Dan: They're not gonna know anything's up!
Arin: They think it's fresh!
Dan: Of course it's fresh, that bread's jumping around like crazy!
Arin: Where the hell did that fish go?
Dan: Oh my god.
Arin: For fuck's sake. Was that a fish?
Dan: This is... a disaster.
Arin: Codex, can you help me?
Dan singing: Someone, can you hear me?
Arin: You are so good at catching fish.
Dan singing: Codex, can you help me?
Arin: I need your help. He's speaking Korean! I don't know what he's saying.
Dan: Oh my god. I told you, that's exactly what was gonna happen.
Arin: No!
Dan: There's two things I've said: You need bait... on your hook, and Codex is Korean and only speaks Korean. The only two things I've said, this entire time.
Arin: You- Yeah, but you said earlier that he would speak English.
Dan: No, that was you. That was actually you.
Arin: Was it me?
Dan: Yes.
Arin: I think it was you.
Dan: Okay. Well.
Arin: I feel like it was you.
Dan: This is all being recorded, so...
Arin: I just feel, you know?
Dan: Yeah.
Dan as Arin: I just choose, to believe my set of facts
Arin: Just dip the bread in the water, attract some fish... Oh! He says me too!
Dan: What? What does that mean?
Arin: Me too!
Dan: He doesn't need any help, he's crushing this!
Arin: How do I catch fish? Gosh you're amazing. I wish I had your body. Of fish.
Dan: Oh boy.
Arin: Where the hell- Oh hi. It's blank.
Dan: Hello, blank.
Arin: I- Where did all the fish go? I swear to god, the moment I'm like "Yeah, I'll cast close"
Arin as Codex: I don't know.
Arin: You don't know how to catch fish?! You know how to catch fish. You know how to catch fish. You're a liar!
Dan: Arin!
Arin: Codex, please! Help a poor boy in need!
Dan: He's going to disconnect.
Dan as Codex: I don't know.
Dan: He's caught like fifty fucking fish already.
Arin: Anyung, Codex!
Dan: What does that mean?
Arin: Anyung!
Dan: What does that mean? Help?
Arin: It means "hello"
Arin and Dan as Codex: This no fish.
Arin: Don't get existential on me, Codex. You know damn well this is fish!
Dan: Oh my god. I think we might just call this an episode.
Arin: Fucking Codex is playing with-
Arin and Dan as Codex: Why fish?
Dan: Why fish? Wh-
Arin: I don't know, Codex!
Dan: Why not fish?
Arin: Why not fish?!
Arin: Why anything in this- in this- Codex disconnected!
Dan: Are you- Good job, Arin. You disturbed the peace of the lake. By yelling at our only friend until he left.
Arin: He was never a friend.
Dan: Alright, well... Next time on Game Grumps.
Arin: Next time on Game Grumps.
Dan: Jeez, man.
Arin: How is Codex still fishing?
Dan: I hope you-
Arin: What the hell?! He disconnected and then caught a rainbow trout!
Arin as Codex: No fish!!!!!
Arin: Yes fish!!
Dan: A- Ju- And then write the licence plate number version of "Fish Fucker".
Arin: FSHFKR!