📕I Stopped Being a Simp Villain and Tased the "Male Lead" With a Cattle Prod

Описание: I spent 29 years trapped in a trashy romance novel as the "designated villain," destined to lose my fortune to an ungrateful girlfriend and her "destined soulmate." But today? I decided to rewrite the script. 🚫📜
When my girlfriend brought home a homeless "spiritual guru" and told me I needed to sleep in the kennel so he could "realign his aura" in my master bedroom, I didn't get mad. I got even.
Instead of playing the doormat, I used my billions, my lawyers, and a high-voltage cattle prod to dismantle their delusions piece by piece. 🧐💼
In this story:

💥 The Audacity: She demands I support her affair because of "past life debt."

🥶 The Freeze: I cut off all credit cards and turn off the heat. True love can survive on boiled weeds, right?

🐛 The Reality Check: She claims a "magical vibrational pregnancy." Spoiler: It’s actually a tapeworm from eating lawn trimmings.

☢️ The Showdown: The "Male Lead" tries to use a magic luck-stealing artifact on me. I use a Geiger counter to prove it's just radioactive waste—and then I introduce him to 50,000 volts of electricity.
Watch how a billionaire "villain" uses science, cash, and brute force to destroy the plot armor of two entitled narcissists.