G Funk Goblins - Pints, Rhymes and Filthy Times (Original) [2025] [Epic Rock/Gangsta Rap Music]

Описание: Warning: Explicit content! G-Funk Goblins deliver a hilariously crude rap, twisting classic nursery rhymes into a filthy, fun frenzy. Red Cap & Blue Cap's dirty tales will make you laugh and maybe blush. Pints, rhymes, and gangsta crimes!

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Lyrics

[Intro]
Yo, Blue Cap, fire up the beats, bro
G-Funk Goblins in the house, let's go
(Yeah! Yeah!)

[Verse 1]
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
Had a shag
And had their fill
Didn't fetch a pail of water
Jill went home a dirty daughter

[Verse 2]
Mary had a little lamb
Took it drinking
What a sham
Got it pissed
It shagged around
Now it's banned
From every jam

[Chorus]
Pints and rhymes and filthy times (Bow!)
Goblin gang with gangsta crimes (Brr!)
Red skin, blue skin, we don't care (What!)
Dirty dealings everywhere (Yeah!)

[Verse 3]
Twinkle twinkle little star
Show me where the strippers are
Up above the pub so high
Flash your tits and don't be shy

[Verse 4]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Found him shagging a hen again

[Chorus]
Pints and rhymes and filthy times (Bow!)
Goblin gang with gangsta crimes (Brr!)
Red skin, blue skin, we don't care (What!)
Dirty dealings everywhere (Yeah!)

[Verse 5]
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came Jack
With his hairy sack
And scared Miss Muffet away

[Verse 6]
Baa Baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes Sir.
Yes Sir.
My balls are full
One for the master
One for his wife
And one for the milkman
Who shags her at night

[Chorus]
Pints and rhymes and filthy times (Bow!)
Goblin gang with gangsta crimes (Brr!)
Red skin, blue skin, we don't care (What!)
Dirty dealings everywhere (Yeah!)

[Verse 7]
Old King Cole
Was a dirty old soul
He called for his pipe in his bowl
But instead of three fiddlers
To play him a song
He called for three strippers
To shag all night long

[Verse 8]
There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many lovers
She didn't know who
So she lined them up
And gave them a test
And picked the one
Who shags the best

[Chorus]
Pints and rhymes and filthy times (Bow!)
Goblin gang with gangsta crimes (Brr!)
Red skin, blue skin, we don't care (What!)
Dirty dealings everywhere (Yeah!)

[Outro]
G-Funk Goblins signing out
That's what dirty tales are all about

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