The Only Real OG PepeCoin" - Eminem-Inspired Crypto Anthem

Описание: [Intro]

(Spoken, with hype crowd noise)
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real PepeCoin please stand up?
I repeat, will the real PepeCoin please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a frog before,
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy burst in the door,
And started whoopin' her worse than the divorce war,
Throwin' her over the charts, furniture crashin' (Ah!),
It's the return of the... "Wait, no way, you're kiddin',
He didn't just pump what I think he did, did he?"
And Vitalik said, nothin', you idiots,
Ethereum's dead, it's locked in my wallet basement (Haha!),
Meme lords love PepeCoin, "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, sad frog, I'm sick of him,
Look at him, hoppin' around grabbin' his moon bag,
Flippin' the bear traps" "Yeah, but he's so rare, though,"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of pumps loose in my head, screw loose,
But no worse than what's crashin' in your portfolio's bedroom,
Sometimes I wanna tweet on X and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Doge to hump a dead moon,
My wallet's on your lips, my wallet's on your lips,
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little HODL kiss,
And that's the message that we deliver to little degens,
And expect 'em not to know what a rug pull is,
Of course they're gonna know what a pump 'n' dump is,
By the time they hit fourth block,
They got the CoinMarketCap channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but tokens, well some of us, cannibals,
Who eat other coins open like cantaloupes,
But if we can shill dead memes and antelopes,
Then there's no reason a frog and a whale can't elope (Eugh!),
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote,
HODLers wave your private keys, sing the chorus and it goes...

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm PepeCoin, yes, I'm the real PepeCoin,
All you other PepeCoins are just imitating,
So won't the real PepeCoin please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm PepeCoin, yes, I'm the real PepeCoin,
All you other PepeCoins are just imitating,
So won't the real PepeCoin please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]

Vitalik don't gotta shill in his tweets to sell tokens (No),
Well, I do—so beep him and beep you too,
You think I give a damn about a top 100 rank? (Pfft!),
Half of you critics can't even stomach the pump, let alone tank,
But Pepe, what if you moon, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here,
So you can sit me here next to Bitcoin's chair?
Ethereum better switch me seats, beware,
So I can sit next to Satoshi and CZ's crew,
And hear 'em argue over who rugged who first, boo,
Little scammer put me on blast on Reddit,
"Yeah he's cute, but I think he's rugged by Kim, hee-hee,"
I should download the blockchain on my PC,
And show the whole chain how you gave PepeCoin VD (Ah!),
I'm sick of you little boy groups, all you do is annoy me,
So I have been mined here to destroy you, deploy me,
And there's a million of us just like me,
Who pump like me, who just don't give a beep like me,
Who chart like me, walk, talk and moon like me,
And just might be the next best meme but not quite me...

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm PepeCoin, yes, I'm the real PepeCoin,
All you other PepeCoins are just imitating,
So won't the real PepeCoin please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm PepeCoin, yes, I'm the real PepeCoin,
All you other PepeCoins are just imitating,
So won't the real PepeCoin please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you things,
You joke about with your bros inside your Discord room,
The only difference is I got the balls to say it,
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all,
I just get on the mic and spit it, rapid,
And whether you like to admit it, I just hit it,
Better than 90% of you rappers, erratic,
Exaggerate my frog facts, I'm at it again, I'm whack as ever,
But back's better than ever, I'm mad as ever,
So that aggravates the rapper, I'm not the one that's mad,
It's not bad to empathize with the sad,
And it's not insane to hide pain inside the brain,
But when it's real, you conceal, feelin' ashamed,
I guess it's weird for a frog to be this feared,
But peer at the clear career of a pioneer,
It's severe, they're veneered, disappear in a year,
Here for a minute, then gone with the wind, it's clear,
My tears dry up quicker than an eye drop,
Why even try to stop? My eye's locked,
On the prize, frog eyes wide, non-stop,
Adrenaline spike, ridin' the high 'til I drop,
But tell me, what is it like to be a degenerate?
A sad frog, a bad blog, a mad mob?
A fad flop? Attack that, brats lack,
Back up, plack, plack, and mack 'em with the mack 10,
And have 'em splack, splat, splat in the act,
Back attack, crack your back, black and tan,
With a bat, man, fan 'em, fan 'em 'til it snaps, man,
Then I laugh, 'cause I'm back at it again, damn!