"Blank Check" - (Taylor Swift) DLC PARODY - Jonny Nitpick

Описание: Video game DLC seems as if its gotten to a boiling point lately. I had been wanting to make a video talking about this heated topic for a while now, and this is the way I chose to express my opinions!

Lyrics:

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(Verse 1)

Welcome, to the
World of greed
We can show you incredible things
Everything you’ll ever need
Just name it cause we’ve got
Expansions, toys and guns,
Content to enhance the fun,
Gaming’s so great, if you pay
New boots, armor that shines,
Open your wallet we’ll proceed
Extra costumes, bundled lies
It’s all about the DLC
So hey now, that you’re pinned
I’m dying to see how far you’ll bend
A fee to play with all your friends
Season Pass costs less than dinner on the weekend…

(Chorus 1)

Robbing customers forever,
Watch as gaming goes down in flames.
You can tell it’s almost over,
Season passes ripe to claim.
Got a long list of excuses,
Won’t own up to the blame
Don’t care that we’re this lazy
Cause you’ll play the game

Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy
60 dollars just won’t do.
Making games isn’t easy
There’s nothing owed to you
Got a long list of excuses
Won’t own up to the blame
Give us a blank check then maybe
We’ll complete a game.

(Verse 2)

Hope your money’s
in your hand
We can show you incredible things
Magic worlds and distant lands
There’s just one thing that we’re asking
Extra Content, for everyone
Make you come back
And play for months
But the worst is yet to come
Oh yes (Oh no)
There it, all is, in the store
Please don’t tell us that you got burned
This is what business is for.
Every company takes their turn.
Oh my god, what is this?
All this content, not on the disc!
But you’ll come back, you know you need
Custom horse armor for your favorite steed.

(Chorus 2)

Robbing customers forever,
Watch as gaming goes down in flames.
You can tell it’s almost over,
Season passes ripe to claim.
Got a long list of excuses,
Won’t own up to the blame
Don’t care that we’re this lazy
Cause you’ll play the game

Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy
60 dollars just won’t do.
Making games isn’t easy
There’s nothing owed to you
Got a long list of excuses
Won’t own up to the blame
Give us a blank check then maybe
We’ll complete a game.

(Bridge)

Let’s lock all the content right on the disc
Making unsuspecting gamers pay for it
Let’s lock all the content right on the disc
Making unsuspecting gamers pay for it

(Chorus 3)

Robbing customers forever,
Watch as gaming goes down in flames.
You can tell it’s almost over,
Season passes ripe to claim.
Got a long list of excuses,
Won’t own up to the blame
Don’t care that we’re this lazy
Cause you’ll play the game

Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy
60 dollars just won’t do.
Making games isn’t easy
There’s nothing owed to you
Got a long list of excuses
Won’t own up to the blame
Give us a blank check then maybe
We’ll complete a game.

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Special Thanks to Katy for her amazing help during this video and Airjet1625 for creating the karaoke cover of “Blank Space” which was used in this video (and of course Taylor Swift for her song).

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