ASMR Reading, "I did not care for The Godfather", from Family Guy

Описание: A whispered reading of an iconic Family Guy Bit. Script below:

Well, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you

I did not care for "The Godfather."

What?

Did not care for "The Godfather".

Uhg.

How can you even say that, Dad?

Didn't like- Didn't like it.

Peter, it's so good. It's like the perfect movie.

I- This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say, it's like, "Oh my..." Everyone always says-

Bobby DeNiro, Al Pacino, I mean,

Listen-

You never see- ROBERT DUVALL?!

I know, l uh eh, FINE fine actor, did not like the movie.

Why not?

Did not- couldn't get into it.

Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?

It insists upon itself, Lois.

What?

It insists upon itself.

What does that even mean?

'CAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING!

It takes forever gettin' in. They spend nearly six and a half hours, and then- You know, I can't even get through it, I can't even finish the movie. I've never even seen the ending.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?!

Well, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

I agree with Stewie, it's not really fair.

It's outrageous.

I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it. And I- I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs-

Yeah, It's a great scene-

And rob-

I love that scene.

It's NOT a great-

It's been noted in every annal.

I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like there speaking a different lan- That's where I lose interest and I walk away.

You know what, Peter-

They're speaking ITALIAN!

The language they're speaking is a language of subtly, something you don't understand.

I love "The Money Pit." That is my answer to that statement.

Exactly.

Well there you go.

Whatever.

I like that movie, too.