DIRTY DIRK VAN DANGLE (Translated lyrics are listed below in the description)

Описание: Parody Song Lyrics with translations:

[Verse]

I met a man near Rotterdam — his trousers split with pride,
He juggled pickled herrings and yelled, “Kom op, it’s ride-or-die!”

🧀 Dirk (Dutch, gleeful):
“Mijn worstje danst, hij is zo blij!
Kom proeven, schatje, met je dij!”
[“My little sausage dances with joy! Come taste it, darling, with your thigh!”]

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[Chorus – Narrator & Dirk, filth in stereo]
🎤 Narrator:
Clogs off, pants down, sweet Gouda dreams!
🧀 Dirk:
“Mijn klompen piepen… van de creams!”
[“My clogs are squeaking… from the creams!”]
🎤 Narrator:
He moaned, “Just twist my curly fries!”
🧀 Dirk:
“En lik mijn dropje tussen m’n dij’s!”
[“And lick my liquorice between my thighs!”]

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[Verse 2 – Narrator (English)]
🎤
He buttered up a stroopwafel, then stuck it down his crack,
And said, “In Holland this is foreplay — want a tasty little snack?”

🧀 Dirk (Dutch, proud):
“Ik smeer ‘m glad met koffiemelk,
Dan schud ik met mijn tulpenstengelk!”
[“I grease it smooth with coffee milk, then shake my tulip stalk with silk!”]

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[Bridge – English/Dutch, deranged call and response]
🎤 Narrator:
He whipped out a windmill — yes, from there!
🧀 Dirk:
“Het draait als ik geil ben, ik zweer!”
[“It spins when I’m horny, I swear!”]
🎤 Narrator:
He sang while humping Edam cheese…
🧀 Dirk:
“Mijn balletjes plakken aan de vries!”
[“My balls are stuck to the deep freeze!”]

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[Dirty Chorus – dialed to 11]
🎤 Narrator:
Clogs off, pants down, filthy flair!
🧀 Dirk:
“Mijn klomp zit vol met onderhaar!”
[“My clog is full of pubic hair!”]
🎤 Narrator:
He rubbed in mayonnaise with pride…
🧀 Dirk:
“En frietsaus op mijn billen gespreid!”
[“And spread chip sauce across my backside!”]

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[Verse 3 – Full escalation]
🎤 Narrator:
He rode two bikes with cheeks agape,
And yelled, “Mijn poffertjes need gape!”

🧀 Dirk (utter filth):
“Ze puilen uit, mijn zachte krans,
Kom blaas mijn fluit, dans de dans!”
[“They’re bulging out, my tender rim — come blow my flute, dance the hymn!”]

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[Final Chorus – Unholy climax]
🎤 Narrator:
Clogs off, pants down, Dutch delight!
🧀 Dirk:
“Mijn worstje roept: ‘Nu ben ik kwijt!’”
[“My sausage screams: ‘I’ve lost control!’”]
🎤 Narrator:
He spun and sprayed a dairy mist…
🧀 Dirk:
“Met zuivelkracht uit elke list!”
[“With dairy force from every trick!”]

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[Outro – Sweet filth to fade out]
🎤 Narrator:
So if you find a Dutchman bold, with buttered bits and clogs of gold…
🧀 Dirk:
“Kom dans met mij in klompenzwier —
Ik laat je fluiten van plezier!”
[“Come dance with me in cloggy spin — I’ll make you whistle with pure sin!”]

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