The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket · Audiobook preview

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The Ersatz Elevator
Authored by Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry

0:00 Intro
0:03 The Ersatz Elevator
2:43 Chapter One
17:43 Outro

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BOOK DESCRIPTION

Be warned – to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket’s publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors’ editions of A Series of Unfortunate Events, illustrated by the obscenely talented Emily Gravett. The temptation to buy a copy is severe indeed...

Dear reader,

You still have time to choose another international best–selling series to read. But if you insist on discovering the unpleasant adventures of the Baudelaire orphans, then proceed with caution...

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.

In The Ersatz Elevatorthe siblings face a darkened staircase, a red herring, friends in a dire situation, three mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway and parsley soda.

In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted.

Despite their wretched contents, ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ has sold 60 million copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey. And in the future things are poised to get much worse, thanks to the forthcoming Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. You have been warned.

Are you unlucky enough to own all 13 adventures?

The Bad Beginning

The Reptile Room

The Wide Window

The Miserable Mill

The Austere Academy

The Ersatz Elevator

The Vile Village

The Hostile Hospital

The Carnivorous Carnival

The Slippery Slope

The Grim Grotto

The Penultimate Peril

The End

And what about All The Wrong Questions? In this four–book series a 13–year–old Lemony chronicles his dangerous and puzzling apprenticeship in a mysterious organisation that nobody knows anything about:

‘Who Could That Be at This Hour?’

‘When Did you Last See Her?’

‘Shouldn’t You Be in School?’

‘Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?’

Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else.

Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor’s degree in fine arts…

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else.

Emily Gravett is the winner of two CILIP Kate Greenaway Medals and is the creator of the ground–breaking Wolves. She is also a ceramicist and lives in Brighton with her family.

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AUDIOBOOK DETAILS

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Language: English
Publisher: Farshore
Published on: February 26, 2026
ISBN: 9780008833640
Duration: 4 hr, 28 min
Genres: Juvenile Fiction / Action & Adventure / General, Juvenile Fiction / Classics, Juvenile Fiction / Family / General, Juvenile Fiction / Family / Orphans & Foster Homes, Juvenile Fiction / Family / Siblings, Juvenile Fiction / Fantasy / General, Juvenile Fiction / General, Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories, Juvenile Fiction / Mysteries & Detective Stories