Stormtrooper VLOG #5: Death Star II Duty – with TK-42Greg

Описание: Ever wonder what it’s like to do patrol duty on a half-built space station with no bathrooms, no breakroom, and no idea who that Skywalker guy actually is?

Meet TK-42Greg — an Imperial stormtrooper currently assigned to Death Star II for “support ops,” which mostly means not asking questions and staying out of sight. Greg’s armed with a helmet cam, a standard-issue ration cube, and the firm belief that this whole “Jedi incursion” thing is probably just an HR exercise.

He’s not hunting rebels. He’s just trying to find a working turbolift.

🎥 This deeply unclassified vlog entry includes:
▪️ A casual tour of Subdeck 43-A (it’s structurally sound-ish)
▪️ That time Greg definitely saw Darth Vader and turned around
▪️ Loose debris, mysterious hallway smells, and one motivational Palpatine broadcast
▪️ A full explanation of why Greg took a TIE fighter “for diagnostics”
▪️ And a selfie reaction to the Death Star exploding in real time

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Helmet cam ON. Greg out.

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