Crypto Dread Retrace Like 2021's Epic Pump?

Описание: Yo, degens and moon newbies – it's The Crypto Lunatic, beaming in from the Lunar Café where the coffee's hot, the charts are hotter, and the panic is straight-up clownish. 🚨

Picture this: $19B liquidated in a Trump tariff freakout, BTC slashed from $126K to sub-$105K, alts cratering 40% like a bad meme rug pull. Big players screaming "BEAR MARKET!" while your portfolio does the cha-cha.

But hold up – I sleuthed the history (think 2021's savage retrace before the lambo parade) and this dip? Totally normal pre-pump vibes. False flag or genius setup?

We're unpacking if you should yeet your bags or sip that HODL tea. Simple explainer for rookies, alpha winks for the 🤡 squad.

No PhD required, just curiosity and a laugh.

Historical retraces decoded: Why 20-30% dips = bull run fuel
Current chaos check: Tariff panic vs. on-chain green lights
HODL verdict: Panic sell trap or 2025 moonshot gateway?
Degen tips: Spot the fakeout before FOMO flips

Gems or trash on this retrace? Poll time: Reply 🚀 if you're diamond-handing through the dread, 💩 if you're eyeing the exit. What's your wildest crash survival story?

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