Galactic Surrender… Over a Poker Bluff?! | Best Farce HFY Moment

Описание: Galactic Surrender… Over a Poker Bluff?! | Best Farce HFY Moment

They brought warships. They got… Greg.

The Galactic Collective had conquered hundreds of worlds without breaking a sweat. They were ancient, calculating, and ruthlessly efficient. When Earth joined the diplomatic table, they expected resistance. What they didn’t expect… was a guy in flip-flops.

Greg didn’t understand galactic law. He didn’t even know why he was there. But somehow, through sheer confidence, random gum-chewing, and a suspiciously loud fanny pack, he changed everything.

The aliens came prepared for high-stakes negotiation. Greg came prepared for poker night.

When Supreme Chancellor Xylox challenged humanity's position, Greg hit them with the unthinkable:

“Do we still have to pay taxes if you win?”

Silence. Utter, galactic silence.

Panicked analysis ensued. Their sensors couldn’t read Greg. Their translators couldn’t detect intent. Their simulations couldn’t calculate his next move.

They folded.

He didn’t mean to win. He just… vibed it.

The Galactic Collective realized too late: they hadn’t lost to a superior force…
They’d lost to a man who didn’t even know he was playing.

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