Jerma Plays Forgotten PC GAMES - Long Edit Highlights With Chat

Описание: Jerma plays a collection of obscure & old PC games, spanning racing, FPS, fighting, & horror genres, encounters severe glitches, painful audio, bizarre design choices, genuine scares, & gets completely stuck multiple times

Street Racing Syndicate: 90s street racing with licensed cars and customization

Codename: Outbreak: Tactical sci-fi FPS with alien parasites and squad mechanics

Dark Rift: Early 3D weapon-based fighting game

Perfect Weapon: Notoriously clunky 3D action game

Veil of Darkness: Isometric DOS-era horror adventure

CyClones: 1994 Doom-like FPS with FMV cutscenes

Curse: The Eye of Isis: Resident Evil-inspired survival horror set in a museum

Originally Streamed April 4th, 2025    • Jerma Streams - Grab Bag Game Night (Part ...  
Jerma985 Long Edit: (5.6 Hours to 4.8 Hours)
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Timestamps
00:00:00 - Too Much Milk, Minecraft Movie
Quick coffee complaint, Minecraft Movie, Chicken Jockey, stream intro
00:03:23 - Dangerous Street Models
Models stand dangerously close to racing cars in SRS intro
00:06:53 - Silent Driver Struggles
Trying to drive & talk simultaneously proves difficult in SRS
00:10:12 - Peak 90s Mall Cars
SRS starter cars resemble typical 90s mall parking lot vehicles like the VW Jetta
00:16:15 - Chrono Triggered Mid-Race
Sudden aggressive driving maneuver triggers a "Chrono Triggered" reaction
00:21:10 - Demand for Replay Features
All games need replay features, even broken ones, for watching stupid moments
00:26:40 - "Right Up My Ass" Debate
Discussion on the correct phrasing for a car tailgating closely
00:31:42 - Failing to Impress
Attempting cool drifts in SRS fails to impress the quest-giving woman
00:37:10 - Painful Menu Glitches
Reacting to Codename: Outbreak's extremely broken & visually painful main menu
00:40:57 - Ghillie Suit = Bag of Leaves?
AI companion in Codename: Outbreak looks like a bag of leaves in his ghillie suit
00:44:59 - Sudden AI Companion Death
AI companion in Codename: Outbreak gets killed abruptly off-screen
00:50:29 - Bring Back Exciting Intros
Plea for modern games to have exciting title reveals like older games
00:55:06 - The 'I'm 11' Fighting Strategy
Describing the button-mashing fighting game tactic used by kids
00:59:17 - Realizing Ludicrous Speed
Confirming via gameplay lookup that Dark Rift is running way too fast
01:05:03 - Painful Tank Controls (Sort Of)
Describing Perfect Weapon's unique & frustrating movement controls
01:07:23 - Game Noise or Tinnitus?
High-pitched sound in Perfect Weapon initially mistaken for real-life tinnitus
01:09:24 - Played This Before?
Total lack of memory about playing Perfect Weapon years ago despite chat's insistence
01:14:02 - Reacting to Past Self
Watching old VOD of playing Perfect Weapon & laughing at past struggles
01:18:25 - Villain's Faulty Bat Attack
Questioning the logic of crashing into villain-summoned bats in Veil of Darkness intro
01:23:17 - The Hammer Fetch Quest
Receiving a basic fetch quest to retrieve a carpenter's hammer in Veil of Darkness
01:30:20 - Theme Park Queue Video
CyClones FMV briefing feels like a pre-ride video from a theme park queue line
01:35:09 - Finding the Maintenance Key
Locating a crucial keycard after searching the CyClones level
01:41:42 - The Burp Backfire
Failed attempt to silently burp while drinking soda leads to inhaling acidic fumes
01:46:14 - Lost in Simple Hallways
Getting completely lost navigating a few rooms & corridors in CyClones
01:51:40 - Urinal Innovation Needed
Rant about lack of urinal design progress & the problem of splashback
01:57:44 - Father's Cursed Warning
Reading the dramatic letter revealing the family curse in Curse: Eye of Isis
02:01:54 - First Monster Chase
Running frantically from the fast mummy-like creature in Curse
02:04:46 - Steam Page Quote Fear
Worrying an offhand scary game quote will be used promotionally on Steam
02:08:43 - Streamer vs Real Life Talking
Comparing constant streamer narration to annoying behavior in a real-life setting
02:15:22 - Finding the Elephant Gun
Obtaining a powerful-looking firearm in Curse
02:22:02 - Gentle Torture Rack?
Odd desire to experience a medieval stretching rack, but only gently
02:27:48 - Mocking E3 Demo Voice
02:31:11 - Tomb Raiding vs Simple Life
Suggesting getting a cow named Bessie is better than seeking ancient knowledge
02:36:36 - Ice Cream Truck Tier List
Detailing the specific order of preferred ice cream truck treats
02:41:18 - Sarcophagus Trap
Getting irreversibly stuck inside sarcophagus geometry in Curse

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