The Toy Taker

Описание: The Toy Taker song, which is probably my best memory from the old and slightly bad special. I had been singing this days before uploading it and forgetting where it was even from.

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LYRICS (as I presume):

You think I'm mean and a nasty fiend
Cuz I'm known
For stealing lots of toys
But close your ear
To those things you hear
They're lies!
From snigley girls and boys!
Cuz they might flatter you on Xmas day
But sooner or later they will grow away!
And they'll leave you behind when they go out to play.
No they won't take you.
THEY WON'T. TAKE. YOU.
But I, am a wonderful guy.
I'd never treat a toy the way those children do.
And though,
You may not wanna go,
The Toy Taker,
that's me
Will take care of you.
And you.
And you.
And you.
And you.
A brand-new toy
Full of pride and joy
At first, will have a primo time!
But then some kid
Drops you on your lid
Then
POOF
you're gone before your time.
A broken nose,
That's the way it goes.
A missing wheel
Think of how you'll feel
When your paint peels off
And you start to cough
COUGH COUGH COUGH
Will they
Ever know?
But I,
I'm a heckofa guy!
I'll treat you with respect until my face turns blue
And yes,
I'm filled with vaness!
The Toy Taker
Who else?
Will take care of you!
And you.
I'm a really peaceful fellow.
At heart I'm soft as JELL-O.
My modus aparandi
Is influenced by Gaundai.
So cheer!
Cuz the toy taker's here!
You'll never be discarded or get thrown away!
I swear
What I'm saying is true.
The toy taker
That's me
Will take care. Of. You.
And you.
And you
And you
And you.