The Galaxy's Most Expensive Parking Ticket| HFY Sci-Fi Audiobook

Описание: The Galactic Council celebrated their "decisive victory" over the Terran 3rd Fleet, leaving a graveyard of shattered hulls and cooling reactor cores in the orbit of Proxima Centauri. They viewed the debris as a testament to their superiority, a glittering field of scrap that marked the end of human resistance. To the Council, the war was over; to the Terran Office of Environmental Management, the work was just beginning.

Humanity didn’t launch a counter-offensive with railguns or antimatter warheads. Instead, they sent a single, encrypted transmission containing a seventeen-million-ton reclamation invoice and a copy of the Council’s own Interstellar Navigation Safety Act. By classifying the wreckage as "unauthorized hazardous waste" in a civilian transit lane, the humans triggered a bureaucratic cascade that the alien hegemony was never designed to survive.

As the interest rates began to compound daily and the legal fees bypassed the GDP of entire star systems, the Council realized their mistake. The "Space Orcs" hadn't just mastered engineering and warfare; they had weaponized the very laws of the galaxy. Now, the greatest empire in the sector faces a choice: pay a bill that will bankrupt their civilization for a millennium, or face the terrifying reality of what happens when the tax collectors bring the marines.

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