RFC 5322 Massiv (Feat. Ali G(mail))

Описание: [Intro]
Aii.
Restecp.
Checkin' da message, checkin' da letter inside.
R-F-C five-three-two-two.
Dis one is for all da parsers and da M-U-As.
Keep it As-kee, keep it real.
Check it.

[Verse 1]
Yo, dis ain't about da transport, forget da truck
Five-three-two-two is da package, don't get stuck
We talkin' syntax, we talkin' text format
Structure of da message, where da headers at

Dis ain't binary, dis ain't attachment blob
Dat's Mime stuff, different geezer, different job
Dis is strict text, seven-bit U-S As-kee
If you put an emoji in, da server get nasty

[Verse 2]
Every message got two parts, separated by a line
C-R-L-F, C-R-L-F, dat's da boundary sign
Top half is Headers, bottom half is Body
Mix 'em up wrong? Your email look shoddy

Headers follow syntax: "Field-Name colon Value"
No space before da colon, or I will fail you
"Subject", "To", "C-C", keepin' it polite
One header per line, unless you fold it right

[Chorus]
Header fields, empty line, den da body text
R-F-C five-three-two-two, what comes next?
"Date" and "From" are mandatory, don't forget
Standard format for da Internet
Booyakasha.

Header fields, empty line, den da body text
R-F-C five-three-two-two, what comes next?
"Date" and "From" are mandatory, don't forget
Standard format for da Internet
Booyakasha.

[Verse 3]
Let's talk dates, cos timing is crucial
"Date:" header format, it ain't unusual
Day, month, year, time, and da zone
If you send it widout date, you is on your own

And "From:" field—dat is da originator
Not da "Sender", dat's da actual creator
If me and me Julie write a mail together
"From" is both of us, birds of a feather

But if me Julie type it while I dictate
"From" is me, "Sender" is her—don't debate
"Reply-To"? Dat's where da answers go
Different from da source, let da people know

[Verse 4]
Now check da lines, listen to dis rule
Characters per line? Don't be a fool
Recommendation is seven-eight chars max
Hard limit nine-nine-eight, dem is da facts

If you go longer, you gotta do "Folding"
F-W-S—Folding White Space, beholdin'
C-R-L-F plus a space, wrap it round da bend
So da legacy terminals don't reach da end

[Bridge]
Structured fields versus unstructured text
"Subject" is unstructured, nobody vexed
But email addresses? Dem is strict "addr-spec"
Local-part at domain, check da tech
Dot-atom-text or quoted-string allowed
But stick to da standard, make da R-F-C proud

[Verse 5]
Comments in da header? Put 'em in parentheses
Parser gonna ignore 'em, do as you please
(Like dis is a comment, hidden in da space)
But don't nest 'em too deep, all over da place

"Message-I-D"—dat is da unique tag
Identify da mail so lag don't drag
Left side unique, right side domain
Global uniqueness, very simple plain

[Chorus]
Header fields, empty line, den da body text
R-F-C five-three-two-two, what comes next?
"Date" and "From" are mandatory, don't forget
Standard format for da Internet
Wicked.

Header fields, empty line, den da body text
R-F-C five-three-two-two, what comes next?
"Date" and "From" are mandatory, don't forget
Standard format for da Internet
Wicked.

[Outro]
(Spoken)
So there you have it.
Strict syntax.
Five-three-two-two writes it.
Big up the I-E-T-F massive.
Big up Postel (R-I-P).
West Staines Massiv is As-kee compliant.
Respek.

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