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Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺

In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover:

Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵

A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊

The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻

Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩

The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟

What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?)

You came for the chaos—and we delivered.

👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS:
What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?

00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓
01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫
02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps
03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀
09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy
12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂
14:30 - What?! Down His Pants at Walmart?!
16:30 - Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳
18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch
20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!
22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)
24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies
26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻
30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊
33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊
36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀
39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟
44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names
48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene
56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯
59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout

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