DURING THE TOAST, MY DAD MUTTERED, "STOP BEING DIFFICULT AND JUST PAY THE BILL." HE EXPECTED ΜΕ ΤΟ

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MY BROTHER TEXTED:"BORROWED YOUR CHEAP NECKLACE FOR MY DATE. THANKS!" I REPLIED: "HAVE FUN." THEN I

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