Bisexual Pride Card - 'Team Switch Hitter MVP' Edition - Custom Photo LGBTQ Gift - Funny & Valida...

Описание: 🌈✨ Bi+ and Proud? Claim Your MVP Card! ✨🌈 🌈 This personalized Bisexual Pride Card celebrates your glorious chaos - the crushes, the unexpected attractions, and the power of being truly seen. Made from durable waterproof aluminum (2.1" x 3.4"), it features your photo alongside "Team Switch Hitter - MVP Edition" - perfect for bi visibility week, coming out, or gifting your "why choose?" bestie. 🌈 Why Bi Folks Need This: ✨ Dual Attraction Warranty: "This card guarantees lifetime coverage for crushes on all genders—yes, even that one you weren't expecting. If your sparkle fades, rewatch a 2000s teen drama and remind yourself you're hot no matter who you're dating." ✨ Chaotic Energy Rights: "As a cardholder, you are fully authorized to change your type weekly, match with everyone on dating apps, and confuse strangers simply by existing." ✨ Permanent Validation: "Never needed. You're bi. That's the whole update." 🌈 Key Features ✔ Custom Photo + Title: Upload your image - we'll add "BISEXUAL CARD: Lifetime Membership" ✔ Durable Aluminum: Waterproof and scratch-resistant (2.1" x 3.4") ✔ Bi-Culture Gold: Nods to lemon bars, finger guns, and sitting weirdly ✔ Made with Pride: Designed by bi people for bi joy 🌈 Perfect For Bi Visibility Week (Sept 23!) Coming out as bisexual Pride festival accessories Gifts for your "why choose?" friends Wallet-sized reminder of your bi power 🌈 How to Order 1. Select quantity 2. Enter name for personalization 3. Checkout 4. Send photo via Etsy messages ⚠️ Note: We can only use images you own. For best results, use high-resolution photos.