Arcade Bard - Stuffin' Somethin' (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Описание: 🦃🔥 WARNING: This Thanksgiving anthem contains
excessive thirst, irresponsible amounts of butter,
and at least 47 health-code violations.

“Stuffin’ Somethin’” is the unhinged holiday glam-metal masterpiece you play AFTER your family leaves… or BEFORE, if you want them to leave faster.

This song features:
✔ Cranberries used in ways the pilgrims did NOT approve of
✔ Biscuits begging for forgiveness
✔ A turkey getting carved like it owes you money
✔ Marshmallows doing things they were never trained for
✔ Cider wetter than your uncle’s eyes after tax season
✔ A bridge that thanks WAY too much
✔ A pilgrim who should absolutely NOT be allowed back in the colony

If you came here for a wholesome Thanksgiving song…
Buddy, you’ve made a delicious mistake.

Turn it up.
Share it with the bravest among your friends.
And remember:
’Tis the season to stuff… SOMETHIN’. 😏🍗🔥

#thanksgiving #comedyrock #glammetal

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Credits:
Background Music: Generated with Suno AI Pro subscription (licensed for commercial use!)
Lyrics: Arcade Bard (All lyrics are written myself!)
Video made in: https://vizzy.io

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Lyrics:

O gather ’round the table, friends the hour’s growin’ late,
The turkey’s lookin’ tender and you’re beggin’ for a plate!
I’ve polished off the gravy boat, behold my noble deed,
Now pass those taters over here… such a fluffy spread, indeed!

Your cranberry’s glistenin’, juicy, red, and sweet,
Slide across the table, baby, lemme show you how I eat!
Biscuits soft and buttery, beggin' for my hand,
Tonight this pilgrim’s comin’ home to colonize these lands!

Oh, I’m stuffin’ somethin’ tonight!
Corn, rolls, pastries—line ’em up right!
Takin’ every dish straight to flavor town,
’Tis the season, baby, to pass that food down!
Yeah, I’m stuffin’, stuffin’,
Somethin’ tonight!

Carve the bird with passion, let the savory juices flow,
Gobble, gobble, baby, I’m seasonin’ from below!
The casserole's in the oven, preheated and ready to bake,
Just give me half an hour for a well-placed belly ache!

Dippin’ lips in cider, every sips gettin’ wetter,
Pumpkin or apple spice? Can’t tell which one tastes better!
Sweet yams shakin’ in the pan, marshmallows on that ass,
Slide my finger in the fillin’ — now that’s a dish I wanna smash!

Oh, I’m stuffin’ somethin’ tonight!
Corn, rolls, pastries—line ’em up right!
Takin’ every dish straight to flavor town,
’Tis the season, baby, to pass that food down!
Yeah, I’m stuffin’, stuffin’,
Somethin’ tonight!

Give thanks for thighs!
Give thanks for pies!
Give thanks for every dish that moans and whines!
Give thanks for bread!
Give thanks for head—
Ain't talkin' 'bout the turkey’s try mine instead!
Give thanks for feastin’, the freakin’, the squeezin’,
Give thanks for this glorious season of pleasin’!

Oh, I’m stuffin’ somethin’ tonight!
Corn, rolls, pastries—line ’em up right!
Takin’ every dish straight to flavor town,
’Tis the season, baby, to pass that food down!
Yeah, I’m stuffin’, stuffin’,
Somethin’ tonight!

Ooh yeah…
I’m stuffin’,
Stuffin’,
Everything tonight!